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1. (MTV) (10206↑, 1163↓)
An evil corporation trying to brainwash the youth that nothing except being popular matters, and that you have to look good to be of any value, or else you are worthless. They also try to make kids think that blink 182 is "punk", even though they play no actual punk music, most of it is just [rap].

MTV sucks.

Author: j0ck0c1de86 http://mtv.urbanup.com/69870
2. (MTV) (5503↑, 545↓)
A facist organization that contributes to the brainwashing of american youth - forcing the following: 1. Fashion (bad fashion) 2. Sex 3. Eating disorders 4. Bad Music 5. Censorship eMpTyV is the devil in disguise. Boycott at all costs.

While in the public restroom, i heard 14 year old girls talking about the latest video on MTV and how it inspired them to throw up today's lunch.

3. (mtv) (4751↑, 402↓)
The reason modern music is dead.

Ever since MTV existed, everybody starts to bleed internaly when music comes on.

4. (MTV) (3250↑, 382↓)
Music Television. Channel that was launched on 8/1/1981 on cable. It used to show non-stop music videos and had 5 [veejeays] in the early [80s]. The 80s and early [90s] were pretty good for MTV, until it suddenly became more about teen issues than music. Now it's one of the dumbest channels out there.

If you want real music then watch VH1. Don't watch this shit on MTV.

5. (mtv) (2808↑, 422↓)
A channel that turns America's teens into mindless fuckholes who group themselves in large masses and scream whenever they see one of their dumbass pop idols come out. Constant exposure to MTV has been known to turn guys into fags and girls into dykes. The most accurate record of this is when the slut Britney Spears kissed the bi Madonna on the MTV music awards and officially became a lesbo, although thousands of 50 year old crusty men beat their meat to it.

My girlfriend watched so much MTV that now she goes to SpringBreak each year and takes 100 cocks a day.

6. (MTV) (1873↑, 148↓)
A deadly and evil entity capable of emitting powerful waves of superficiality that can reduce a teenager's brain mass into excrement in mere seconds. Disguises nefarious intentions of gaining wealth from the idiotic with incessant marketing/brainwashing. Research has shown that 98 percent of MTV's audience exhibit an IQ below that of a rotting corpse. Experts recommend immediate evasion of anything affiliated with MTV, including its viewers. Many a [douchebag] has been manufactured via watching MTV. Females hooked on MTV usually prefer to mate with douchebags rather than humans. The music shown on MTV represents the lowest grade of musical quality existing anywhere on Earth, possibly even the universe.

The solution to MTV? None. Let other people watch it so they can become dumber than you.

Author: friend of bob http://mtv.urbanup.com/671203
7. (MTV) (1860↑, 481↓)
If you like MTV in its current incarnation, you are one of the following: 1.) An emo/punk fag 2.) A wannabe "thug" 3.) The only person on the planet that likes U2 4.) A preppy girl who looks up to Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and JoJo. There are many problems that people have with mTV nowadays; their constant playing of re-runs (usually of The Real World or Battle of the Sexes part MCLXVII), the fact that they barely ever play music anymore, and when they do, it's just shitty emo or some played-out rapper like Jay-Z. They are also way too concerned about you voting (for Kerry, anyway) and took all of their decent shows off the network like Jackass, Wildboys, and... huh, I guess that's it.

MTV is so bad nowadays that people are starting to miss Nu-Metal.

Author: Chernorizets Hrabr http://mtv.urbanup.com/932020
8. (MTV) (835↑, 119↓)
A cable music network that has downgraded to almost nothing in the last few years since they always air rap crap almost the entire day\!

MTV is trying to be a BET wannabe in the name of political correctness\!

9. (mtv) (740↑, 37↓)
Millions of teenagers all across Ameica watch MTV. In doing this, they have also depleted whatever reason and logic there is in the world. MTV as everybody knows stands for "Music Television". Yet if you go to it you will see it is more like MACBSTV (Modern American Culture and Bullshit Television.) Why am I so striking on what used to be my favorite music channel? Because if you watch MTV long enough you see it is not about music at all. It is all just another channel devoted to yuppiedom, sleaze, bad music and the American way. MTV was created in the early 1980's because somebody discovered bands who had music videos to promote the sales of their albums sold at least 40% more records than bands without one. This piece of information sparked interest to make a channel devoted to and for music video and music news. But like communism, this utopian idea attracted some bad vibes. Soon, MTV "creations" like Duran Duran were selling millions of records on MTV status alone. Pop-Metal (a la Warrant, Bon Jovi) began to dominate MTV as all videos then appeared to look the same, eithe they had dancers, blow-died guitarists with rollercoaster solos, o just dances and lights and ounds, occasionally with very unusual themes. MTV started to promote things that had nothing to do at all with music, with shows like "House Of Style." It even started it's own "movie Awards" showcase. Hopefully, with the grunge and underground revolution of 1991, MTV slightly shifted it's focus to the more musical perspective, to the beliefs and perspectives of the people of the music scene (as they always did.) Artists then like Nirvana had an iconolastic, "FUCK MTV BECAUSE OF ITS CORPORATISM" attitude that inspired a musical and media revolution. While there were even more great relations with the musical/artistic values of the videos, there was still "House Of Style" and their own award shows, but they were strictly now MTV "traditions" that had to be shown. To show how equal, generous and balanced MTV was in the days of yore, they had different shows covering different styles of music. "MTV Jams" covered the rap/r&b circut, while on Saturdays at midnight MTV showed it's metalfest "Headbanger's Ball" program. Extra shows like "Beavis and Butthead" and the great "Liquid Television" offered viewers more variety and programmers more experimentalism. Slowly, more shows like "Lip Service" were being made. Shortly before this MTV made it's long heralded program, "The Real World". Change was on the horizon, but it was never imminent. Then, it all changed. It is said that "those who don't acknowledge the past are doomed to repeat it." Shortly after the death of Nirvana's Kurt Cobain, MTV dropped it's iconolastic, indivdual qualities so excersised by the music scene then, and like it always has done, gave in to what is popular at the moment. They eliminated "Headbanger's Ball", "Beavis and Butthead" and other shows that defined the era, and even quit showing videos from bands that were not either rap, r&b, dance, or alternative. It was around this time that it all rotted down. MTV invented the show "Singled Out", as well as an entirley new facelift that heightened all the worst values of the generation it is programmed to. How else can you explain the show, "My Life As a Porn Star"?? Or "Road Rules"?? What the hell is "Undressed" but a slinky sleazy perverted show that feeds the raging hormones of prubescent teens? MTV perfected it's patented, "PLAY IT TO DEATH" video formula, thus starting and ending the careers of bands like Eve 6, Marvelous 3, Third Eye Blind, dance groups Britney Spears, NSYNC (whom their record company paid an unclosed sum of money to play their smash hit "Tearin' Up My Heart" over and over again until it fabricatedly became the biggest shown video ever), Backstreet Boys, as well as shocker Marylin Manson (ending his career), and beginning the dawn of a new age in ultra-corporate rap where 3 weeks is the ultimate lifespan for any artist (a la DMX, Master P, Scarface, 2Pac, Keith Sweat, J-Rule.) They now have shows were you have to "guess" what objects are in a music video and other idiodicies like that. MODERN MTV HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MUSIC, BUT IT HAS ALOT TO DO WITH CASH, SEX, MEDIA, AND VIDEOS. Because so many teenagers watch MTV on a daily basis, they let IT chose the music for themselves. And what do they play now on MTV?? CRAP. SEX. BAD MUSIC. EXPLOITING AND ENFORCING BAD VALUES ON AMERICA'S YOUTH. It has turned into what it was in the past. Exploiting trends (at least they were, "retro" at that time, right?) and MTV creations is what MTV has always done best. IT NEVER REALLY WAS MUSIC TELEVISION. REMEMBER, IT WAS CREATED FOR CASH PURPOSES ONLY. The sad thing is now, America's majority ideas perfectly represent all that being shown, exploited, and cashed on at MTV, Media Television. I say if the government wants to keep it's youth away from "corruptive entertainment" they destroy MTV first before attacking violent games, music, or movies. But MTV is the largest cable network in the world. It generates millions, almost billions of dollars around the world and in the U.S. It's almost like the government wants a cetain number of educated people. At least there is still VH1, who are really in it for the music. "Behind The Music" kills anything MTV ever created. Or are they? Even VH1 is turning ever so rapidly to satisfy the teen mainstream audience... BECAUSE THE SAME COMPANY OWNS BOTH OF THEM. Will Corporate Music ever die?? Yes, but only if MTV changes again, and realizes what it has done to the Music Business itself. But good music is not what anybody is interested in. Only a new "sensation" or trend is. MTV's president said last year, after it was discovered more people watched MTV than ever before, that "people watch it for the music. The music is what made MTV so famous." WRONG. MTV is what made MTV famous. MTV now is about the MTV generation, not the music. It has even become it's own corporation.

"You should never get your style from watching MTV all you get is fashion no originality what clothes are they wearing or what drugs are they on if I drove a Mercedes, would I be someone? Lord, should I nail a Presley? or should I be a member of the Manson family it all seems so trivial but they call it marketing exploiting the talent, Lord what a sinful thing." -Don't Wanna Be No MTV Motherfucker by Sublime.

10. (MTV) (600↑, 56↓)
Cable television station originally devoted to showing music videos, hence the abbreviation for "Music Television." Over twenty years, it gradually phased out music except for a tiny bit of top-40 pop and rap, replacing videos with cartoons, game shows, reality shows, and other gen-x/y pseudo-hipster fare.
Author: Baller-Ass Nigga http://mtv.urbanup.com/176779
11. (MTV) (539↑, 59↓)
A market scheme by the evil corporation [Viacom], Inc. (one of the five television channel owners in America). It's all commercials. Not a frame goes by on this channel without it advertising something.

Did you see that way awesome show on MTV? It was so awesome. In fact, it was so awesome I want to go out and buy stuff.

Author: Pauly Tamale http://mtv.urbanup.com/403834
12. (mtv) (458↑, 47↓)
1. A TV channel that has ruined american music forever. 2. A channel that has no tollerance for good music. 3. Play a majority of music that wasn't even written and/or preformed by the group.

How much worse will MTV make music today?

Author: Mike Sullivan http://mtv.urbanup.com/397931
13. (MTV) (379↑, 30↓)
The brainwashing, twelve-year-old-and-younger station that hides behind a slick image. They think they're so cool that they decide what's cool.

MTV plays the same crap over and over.

Author: Jeremy Andrews http://mtv.urbanup.com/615290
14. (MTV) (395↑, 58↓)
The devil The antichrist. plays gay pop and rap shit
15. (mtv) (340↑, 24↓)
Miscellanious Television. Used to show half-assed music videos. Now it just shows crap and the lives of millionaire artist sellouts. A conformists paradise.

what the fuck does "real world" have to do with music?\!

16. (MTV) (286↑, 19↓)
Music TeleVision. A channel that now plays only reality shows that do not contain music, and are not real. Just like all the other reality shows, they are staged. One gigant commercial trying to tell people that you are only worth living if you are hot, or can play music.

MTV is some mother fucking bull shit. It is not music.

17. (MTV) (289↑, 24↓)
Soft core porn marketed to children.

We have an additional hour of nude hijinks from spring break after these commercials for Disney, Snickers, and Big Wheel.

Author: X. Raraavis http://mtv.urbanup.com/240029
18. (MTV) (292↑, 37↓)
The 2nd reason that 99.9% of the world population (mainly the US population) is manipulated and retarded to some degree (the 1st reason being rap).

"Music" television my ass. MTV= Manipulative Television.

19. (Mtv) (243↑, 18↓)
Destroys music and brainwashes little kids and turns them into perverts and basketcases and makes them grow up to be miserable,selfish,vain,shallow adults (if you can call that "growing up")

Mtv was NEVER any good EVER.The "only" good show Mtv ever had was Beavis and Butthead.In the entire History of Mtv I've only seen about 10 good videos.

20. (MTV) (248↑, 24↓)
This network should just call itself RTV, or Reality Television because that's all they ever show these days. They even had some crap reality show by Bluff..er..Puff Daddy called "Making of the Band". And I saw NOT ONE FUCKING BAND. Just a bunch of ghetto black guys fighting amongst themselves and speaking like they dropped out of Sixth Grade.

At least they have that Snoop Dogg show which is alright, but I really want to see more REAL MUSIC just like back in the good old days.

Author: dissapointed http://mtv.urbanup.com/177551
21. (MTV) (245↑, 27↓)
Since nearly 50 people have already said the things I would say about MTV (its really really gay), I'll just make a few other comments.... Do you notice how all the people here who have praised MTV have misspelled nearly every word in their entry? They're nothing but a bunch of hip-hop, [pop culture] retards who have been brainwashed by today's society.

And yes, MTV DOES have its share of good shows, like Beavis and Butthead and even Jackass... BUT GUESS WHAT\!\!\!\! THOSE SHOWS DO *NOT* BELONG ON MTV\!\!\!\!\! THEY BELONG ON SOMETHING LIKE COMEDY CENTRAL\!\!\!\! So please\! Stop using those shows as a reason to give good marks to MTV...they don't count\!\!\!\!

22. (MTV) (216↑, 19↓)
satan's panties
Author: chancey peppertooth http://mtv.urbanup.com/199274
23. (MTV) (202↑, 6↓)
A pathetic excuse for a TV station which shows "reality" crap like "Real World", which is NOTHING like the real world. Generally human trash.

MTV is the true spawn of Satan.

24. (Mtv) (195↑, 19↓)
Evil.Way worse for the country than pot could ever be.

The little kids watched Mtv and started fuckin too young and ended up at the RAVE party,had group sex,and OD'd on a coctail of some really fucked up gay drugs like Ecstasy,Ketamine,GHB etc.

Author: Mtv is a big,EVIL Corporation that spews liberal garbage that kills kids\!\!\! http://mtv.urbanup.com/743572
25. (MTV) (197↑, 34↓)
Mucus Television
26. (MTV) (170↑, 15↓)
A channel devoted to reality programming and catering to its youth infested demographic.

I don't want my MTV. I'd rather have AIDS.

27. (MTV) (169↑, 16↓)
One of the worst music channels around (besides B.E.T.).

What ever happened to all the good music, you bastards?\!? Its a good thing we still have a good music channel left....like Fuse.

28. (MTV) (173↑, 20↓)
A shitty TV station (I use that term LOOSELY, as they can't even be called TV, they're that bad) that tries to dictate what is "cool" and what isn't by brainwashing the world's youth. They show only 2 hours of "music" at MOST (and it's all crap), and the rest of the time they show "reality" TV. What's so real about living in a $4 million mansion with nothing to worry about but 6 other whiny teenagers yelling over bullshit (the "Real" World)? They took all their good shows off the air (Beavis & Butthead, Celebrity Deathmatch, etc.) and their one good show (Jackass) belongs on Comedy Central.
29. (MTV) (162↑, 12↓)
who would have thought this was written over 20 years ago? Fun Fun Fun in the fluffy chair Flame up the herb Woof down the beer ?(click\!)? Hi, I'm your video DJ. I always talk like I'm wigged out on quaaludes. I wear a satin baseball jacket everywhere I go. (Yes, I know. No one wears a satin jacket anyone unless it's a [word]throwback[/word] - RR) My job is to help destroy what's left of your imagination, by feeding you endless doses of sugar-coated mindless garbage. So don't create, be sedate. Be a vegetable at home and thwack on that dial. If we have our way even you will believe this is the future of rock and roll (background: MTV GET OFF THE AIR) How far will you go? how low will you stoop? To tranquilize our minds with your sugar-coated poop? You've turned rock and roll rebellion Into Pat Boone sedation; making sure nothing's left to the imagination. M.T.V. Get off the M.T.V. Get off the M.T.V. Get off the air Get off the air See the latest rejects from the muppet show wag their tits and their dicks as they lip-synch on screen. There's something I don't like about a band who always smiles. Another tax write-off for some schmuck who doesn't care. M.T.V. Get off the air\! And so it was, our beloved corporate gods claimed they created rock video. Allowing it to sink as low in one year As commercial TV has in 25. "It's the new frontier," they say. It's wide open, anything can happen But you've got a lot of nerve to call yourself a pioneer when you're too god-damn conservative to take real chances. Tin-eared graph-paper brained accountants instead of music fans call all the shots at giant record companies now. The lowest common denominator rules Forget honesty Forget creativity The dumbest buy the mostest That's the name of the game But sales are slumping And no one will say why Could it be they put out one too many lousy records?\!? (Yes, hell yes - RR)

M.T.V. Get off the air\! NOW

30. (MTV) (159↑, 12↓)
sigh... i hate mtv. Music Television...BULLSHIT\! It should be called: Cable Channel Now Dedicated To Whiny 20 Year Old Bitches Living In A Huge Fuckin' Mansion. They used to be great, but unfortunately, I was young when that channel was great. Example: 1994: MTV Unplugged In New York, One of Nirvana's last concerts. Now: SPRING BREAK\! WHOO\! ILL DO ANYTHING TO GET ON THE CAMERA\! WHOO\!11\!1

A history of MTV: 80's=Low Budget music videos of good songs. Early 90's: Brief period of time when MTV played MUSIC\! Late 90's: The beginning of the end, as TRL is introduced. New Millenium: Overcommercialized, rap ruled crap channel that annoying bitches watch.

Author: TruthSpeaker http://mtv.urbanup.com/763004
31. (mtv) (160↑, 18↓)
Basically,a [porn] starter kit for kids brought to you by a gigantic fucking corporation because: addicted kids = hooked consumers. see [evil]

Mtv doesn't give a fuck about kids or music.See [shitty fucking channel].

Author: corporate buttrape http://mtv.urbanup.com/746267
32. (MTV) (152↑, 13↓)
"music television" however in the past 2 years, i have yet to see a full music video on it. whatever happened to the mtv that showed the bugles video for 24 hours a day non-stop? (not that i'm condoning their action of playing such a song for such an extended amount of time)

mtv fucking sucks my left nut. and mtv2 is starting to transform into mtv. there needs to be a channel that strictly shows music videos nonstop and from all genres of music. except country.

Author: el tropicool kid http://mtv.urbanup.com/160646
33. (MTV) (147↑, 9↓)
Manufacturer of teeny boppers.

Wow I watched MTV TRL and learned how to be punk like Good Charlote and Anvil Lagivngeiehaoidhsiod. Tee hee hee.

34. (mtv) (148↑, 11↓)
music television, yet they never play music

music televison....all i hear on it is rap, thats not music

35. (mtv) (145↑, 10↓)
a bunch of "ghetto" rappers who never actually lived in the ghetto, their just a bunch of rapping "ghetto" clowns who say they've been through a rough time with drugs and shit, classic rockers are the real deal.

whiney bastards who live in the "ghetto", actually rich pansy's who say they lived in the ghetto

Author: Gary Coleman; Charles http://mtv.urbanup.com/560746
36. (MTV) (140↑, 12↓)
Money Television

A channel that uses nothing more than advertisments and retarded reality tv shows.(except for The Osbournes)

37. (MTV) (138↑, 12↓)
MTV is to music what KFC is to chicken

MTV is not music at all. neither is MTV2

Author: Lewis Black http://mtv.urbanup.com/200943
38. (mtv) (125↑, 2↓)
A network full of whiny [conformists] who tell you what's cool and not cool because it's cool

Hello we are MTV we tell you what's cool and uncool, you can't decide that for yourself because that would be uncoll and you're not uncool are you

39. (MTV) (127↑, 4↓)
A corporation soley dedicated to paying black dudes with no singing, rapping, or acting talent(nick cannon) to pretend that the live in the ghetto but are actually swimming in huge piles of thier own money, similar to [word]nickelodeon[word]

Nick Cannon started rapping about how sad his life is, and proceeded to buy the entire cast free beers after the shooting of the 'music video'

40. (MTV) (137↑, 15↓)
mindless tunnel vision

yo bro you have a serious case of MTV; you gots to see the big pic, yo.

41. (MTV) (128↑, 9↓)
MTV is an amazing network\!\!\! it makes you think being popular is the most important thing, shows super cool shows like laguna beach, and shows neato emo all day\!\!\! Super awesome guys\!\!\!

i hope you could sense the sarcasm in that\! If u didnt that means you are an aberzombie who watches MTV all day\! MTV is for 12 year old girls.

42. (MTV) (138↑, 27↓)
A music oriented television channel devoted to homosexual emo music, pop, and annoying hip-hop stars that talk about nothing but their "bling bling".

MTV is the worst channel on TV.

Author: Cameron Landreth http://mtv.urbanup.com/306880
43. (Mtv) (118↑, 8↓)
The [PORN] equivalent of Sesame Street\!

Mtv "GET OFF THE AIR" \!\!\!\!\!\!

44. (mtv) (115↑, 8↓)
Mephistopheles Teen Vortex

it's the portal to HELL\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: Don't look at it \!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! http://mtv.urbanup.com/800576
45. (mtv) (115↑, 11↓)
1. The worst excuse for music ever to poison our generation. 2. An adjective used to describe a group or artist who would normally appear on MTV and is regarded as a complete poser.

1. Poser: Hey did you see Eminems new video on MTV? 2. Eminem is so MTV.

46. (MTV) (125↑, 26↓)
mtv can suck a gooch and a beanbag

rap blow my ass

47. (mtv) (105↑, 6↓)
1. A television corporation that many believe to have ruined music in itself. This, explained by Ozzy Osbourne, is because it took away all the excitement of listening to your favourite music, as before MTV existed people physically had to go watch their favourite bands play (whereas today, people have particularly easy--or lazy--access to their favourite music on television).

1. I wonder what the world would be like if MTV hadn't come along ...four thousand times better, perhaps?

48. (MTV) (107↑, 8↓)
Mundane Television for mundane people.

They don't even play the whole damn video...

49. (MTV) (103↑, 6↓)
the television station that is responsible for the genocide of good music

if all you play on your station is rap, shitty bands such as good charlotte, celebrity shows, and a show about two idiotic celebrities who happen to be married, you can't really classify yourself as "music" television

50. (mtv) (98↑, 4↓)
MTV has just launched their new logo for their little brother channel MTV2 and have been aggressively promoting it since the last Superbowl. I know that malicious companies like to show their true intentions through symbolic logos. I have to hand it to to people behind the scenes at MTV; they must really think that nobody knows what they are really up to. Let’s just take the new logo their using “a two-headed dog?” Their just seemed something too evil about that. I knew that the Cerberus guarded the gates of Hades, but that one had three heads. I searched further and found the story posted above and it makes total sense now. MTV is the Orthrus and is guarding the captive cattle, “the dazed hive-mentality youth of today.” The conditioning has been there for a long time and now they are just getting an extra laugh rubbing in our face in plain view. We know now that MTV is the cattle herder, but what is the real monster that it’s working for?

Eurystheus, for his tenth labor, gave Heracles the task of bringing back the cattle, which belonged to the monster Geryon. This involved killing the sentinels who watched over the cattle and their master, then, driving the herd over land and sea back to Greece single handed, which made this a very precarious adventure. This monstrous beast was the son of Chrysaor, which makes him nephew of the Gorgon, Medusa. Geryon had three bodies, six arms, six legs and three heads and his appearance was that of a warrior. He lived on Erytheia, a mythical island far to the west, Geryon was the owner of huge herds of cattle, and they were protected by the herdsman Eurythion and the two-headed watch-dog Orthrus.

51. (MTV) (127↑, 34↓)
the worst channel\! it completely ruins bands that were once awesome\! and turns the new fans into posers and that love britney spears still

"get your ass off the air MTV\!"

Author: meandthemoon http://mtv.urbanup.com/698438
52. (mtv) (100↑, 7↓)
a shite tv channel that took beavis & butthead and jackass off.

the worst channel ever

53. (MTV) (97↑, 3↓)
Mind-rot bullshit. It is, has been and always will be mind-rot bullshit. The most ingenius commercial for a CD ever created.

No, MTV STILL sucked when before it was bought out.

54. (MTV) (104↑, 14↓)
A horrible channel that brainwashes stupid people into becoming stupier by making them like poser crap such as Good Charolte, Avril lavgine, Slipknot, Present day Rap, ect. Also the channel is about 99% reality shows and 1% music. The channel used to be good in the 80's and early 90's but then TRL came on and in 1998 MTV stopped caring about music and became an evil corporation devoted to make american Pre-teens buy useless sh*t. MTV then came out with MTV2 which promised to be a channel devoted entirely to music video's but only played rap video's. Finnaly MTV2 broke it's promise and now plays 99% reality shows.

If you watch MTV then your head will explode.

55. (MTV) (99↑, 8↓)
n.corparation with no respect for good music were being pretty is the top priority.

MTV sucks giant monkey balls\! Those MTV motherfuckers are nothing but ass kissing guges\!

56. (mtv) (87↑, 3↓)
Cable television station. Acronym (ironically) stands for "Music TeleVision." The only shows you'll actually find are contrived so-called "reality" shows like Road Rules and Real World where a bunch of overpriveleged 21-year olds sit around their rooms all day and night while exotic locales most of us will never see exist 20 feet outside their doors and bitch about how much they hate wheover's not in the room at that particular moment.

I thought I saw a music video on MTV last night in between episodes of "Real World Beirut" and "Real World Sri Lanka" but it was just a Panteen commerical.

57. (MTV) (89↑, 8↓)
An extension of BET.

Sorry folks, if you want to see quality programming on MTV, you have to rewind all the way back to the early and mid 80's\!

58. (MTV) (85↑, 7↓)
Money To Viacom A brand which was purchased by Viacom in the late 1990s, which was also around the same time MTV's complete identity began to change, leaving viewers feeling alienated from something that was once a big part of their lives. Generation Xers complain and write harsh negative definitions about this brand on urbandictionary, and they are all pretty much accurate. The only reason we don't see huge rebellions against the current MTV is because most Generation Xers are too old to really care anymore, and the younger generation doesn't know any different so they accept it.

Person 1: I want my MTV. Person 2: Hop into this time machine and I'll transport you back to 1993.

59. (MTV) (87↑, 9↓)
MTV=music television...*GASP* or in other words....MTV=FALSE ADVERTISEMENT...i don't turn on the tv to watch more reality tv bullshit like the real world...so they say, get MTV2\!\!\!\! thats bullshit...some one should sue them.

MTV is a load of bullshit\!\! i love hearing all the music that they play on there\!\! wait a minute...i can't hear the music...mostly because the people on the real world are talking during it. WHERE DID ALL THE MUSIC GO??????

60. (MTV) (124↑, 48↓)
Proof that there is no God
61. (MTV) (83↑, 8↓)
A G-d awful network that must be purged off the airwaves. It is like VOA for stupid pre-teens and teens who want to see videos controlled by MTV's controlled playlist which is carefully controlled by JIVE and Capitol so nothing that isnt shitty pop will ever be shown. The network does come up with good animation series, but prematurely takes them off to twist your nads a little.

I have lost what little respect I had for MTV since those bastards cancelled 3-South. FUCKING PRICKS\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: Not so super DJ Gennady http://mtv.urbanup.com/42533
62. (mtv) (84↑, 10↓)
The reason why extraterrestrial lifeforms will never set foot on this planet.

All the aliens have to do is watch 10 minutes of MTV and decide that there is no intelligent life on Earth.

63. (MTV) (78↑, 4↓)
The worst channel of all time today that's bringing kids in numerous generations to nothing but posers and wannabes. It's got only three shows that draw all the morons to the screen... Totally Rigged Live, Real World, and Road Rules. Real World, my ass... If you want the Real World, get the hell out of your house. MTV is simply a dictation of what is "cool" and appeals to blondes and jocks.

MTV was cool when Beavis & Butthead was around until some little prick injured himself.

Author: Notta Poser http://mtv.urbanup.com/206188
64. (mtv) (76↑, 5↓)
A "music" channel that is often associated with seeling out, pop culture, killin the poor etc.. A hipper, yet completly different discovery channel

Mtv get off the air Man I listened to MTV once and I was impotent for 50 years I love the cock..... (mtv)

65. (mtv) (87↑, 17↓)
a gay retarded tv station my sister watches, and i cant stand it... black homosexuals who think they are soo "pimp" and show there bling, who have a vocabulary that of a 3rd grader. real world... you want real word? leave your house, and put your hand in a waffle iorn. if you watch this network handcuff yourself to the railroad tracks.

here comes the train... its doing us all a favor.

66. (MTV) (74↑, 4↓)
Music Television. Ahahaha. Turned to crap, pure crap.

girl: MTV is soo cool. ::sigh::

67. (MTV) (71↑, 4↓)
MTV should be against the law, they call themselves music television and they don't even play music, they have shitty shows like Cribs and when I thought they couldn't get any lower they pulled out a show call My Super Sweet 16 out of their asses, the worst show on television to date.

If other places acted like MTV -Hello is this the pizza parlor? -Yes -Can I have a pepperoni pizza? -Whoa, whoa, we don't sell pizza, we sell racoon hats and eyepatches, if you're hungry call a book store.

Author: arrogant bastards r us http://mtv.urbanup.com/1284898
68. (MTV) (74↑, 8↓)
Why todays youth are so stupid and ignorant. MTV told them rap and punk "music" are cool. MTV told them being "ghetto" is cool. MTV brainwashes everyone too young to understand just what corporations are trying to do. Look in any high school in america. MTV tells kids to have sex at a rediculously young age, drink large amounts of alcohol, and talk shit about everyone the second they turn around, also the reason so many teens do drugs and drink alcohol. Makes teens think they are tough when they roll up in their shitty cars blasting "fiddy" or whatever is cool that week. Makes "being cool" the most important thing/ MTV says if your not cool you should be dead. Also, has resulted in the popularity of stupid internet accesories such as AIM napster and myspace, why? because having a lot of "friends" is "cool" and you dont want to be "uncool"? do you? MTV is also the leading cause behind teen pregnancy.

By the way, im a teenager and im not a punk or ghetto fag or anything shitty like that im REAL (unlike the real world). Some people need to wake up and smell the crap.

Author: The last real teenager http://mtv.urbanup.com/1421336
69. (MTV) (74↑, 8↓)
A damn corprate company that minipulates teenage kids into buying their crappy stuff and pop cds. The only good shows ever on mtv were beavis and butt-head, the tom green show, Jackass, and celebertie deathmatch.

Mtv destroys music

70. (MTV) (75↑, 10↓)
a channel that claims to be about music.i've watched this crappy channel for 5 hours in a row and saw no music videos or news related to music\!\!

my freind saw mtv once and a week later he was smoking [weed]\! **ck you MTV\!\!\!\!

Author: the rekad playa http://mtv.urbanup.com/687720
71. (mtv) (71↑, 7↓)
Hidden name for RTV (reality television)

"What are you watching?" "Oh MTV" "Um you mean RTV. There is no channel that plays Music Videos 24/7, real music."

72. (mtv) (74↑, 10↓)
i think our good friend J. Biafra said it best,"MTV get off the air\!"

mtv get off the air

73. (MTV) (82↑, 18↓)
A really shitty channel that has always sucked. Back when they played music it still sucked. If you have ever liked MTV, you might just be a LOSER.

Remember when MTV played videos? Yea, I do. Those were the days. What are you talking abotu? The music was still SHIT.

74. (MTV) (67↑, 4↓)
Empty-Vee, or television entirely devoid and empty of any redeeming value, except to the corporate megalopolies who profit by selling plastic loaded with idiotic blather passing for music (which it ain't, see [rap] or [hop-hop]] ) and a lot of cheezekake as "music" to the undiscerning masses of youth

Boris and Guldina watched hours of MTV until their mother Galena pulled the plug. "Stupid kidniks\!" she ranted, "Don't you know that in [Soviet Russia], MTV watches YOU?"

75. (MTV) (69↑, 7↓)
The worst thing television could ever spawn. Music, (well, good music anyway,) should be embrassed to have their shit played on that station.

1. They only show stupid shit like Real World, Elimdate, and the worst thing, TRL.

76. (mtv) (78↑, 17↓)
A channel that SUCKED from the word "GO" If you've EVER been impressed by Mtv then YOU are part of the problem. DISCO SUCKS\!\!\!\!\! And so does SATAN'S PANTIES METAL\!\!\!\! (note: not all metal is bad just that gay satanic shit)

MUSIC = used to be cool Mtv came along and squashed all that was cool and replaced it with what they decide is cool. The result = MUSIC IS DEAD\!

Author: u fagz .. Mtv KILLED MUSIC \!\!\!\!\! http://mtv.urbanup.com/796920
77. (MTV) (62↑, 4↓)
MTV- Music TeleVision. An American cable station that’s central goal is to brainwash America's youth. instead of playing music, it plays "reality" shows that tells teens and kids to be spoiled, make fun of smart people, exploit overweight people, marry only for money, that having the vocabulary of a 3rd grader is ok, be prejudice toward people of different races and sexual orientations, dress like a slut or a gangster, always be concerned about what others think of you, to be promiscuous, the only way to be thin is to throw up your lunch, neglect people who don’t listen to rap music, people who aren’t rich are worthless scum, and to make anyone who has a sense of individuality an outcast of society. the reason why modern music is on the verge of extinction.

guy 1: did u watch real world last night? guy 2: u fucking prep. u still watch MTV?

Author: gunslingergirlvy_c_e http://mtv.urbanup.com/1702361
78. (MTV) (62↑, 4↓)
As described previously 'The antichrist, the reason music is dead'. They used to show Ok music up until recently when they've become more concerned with episodes of 'Pimp my ride' and re-runs of 'Newlyweds'. If you watch MTV you are no better than that 3 month old ribena stain on my carpet.

Fag: HeYY DooUde\!, Did YoU see th4T t0Tally roXXor E9120De of PiMp My Ried? Me: No, Fuck off.

Author: Citezen:Erased http://mtv.urbanup.com/1138322
79. (mtv) (68↑, 10↓)
Corporate mind-control.

Don't be a slave. Overthrow the establishment.

80. (MTV) (62↑, 6↓)
A shitty TV program that took their 2 only decent programs off their channel which were [Beavis and Butthead] and [Jackass].

MTV is shit.

Author: psycho bitch http://mtv.urbanup.com/592790
81. (MTV) (63↑, 7↓)
Mainstream Television

I wonder when my sister will snap outta that "MTV shows good music phase"

82. (MTV) (68↑, 12↓)
MTV, We say what is cool, would we say this if it wasnt cool?

I watched MTV can I hang with you cool people?

83. (MTV) (72↑, 15↓)
a stupid channel for stupid people that trys to mix good charlotte backstreet boys and 50 cent together and make a lovely tuna caserol...i am so high right now its not even funny

ok fine so im not high, im just trying to be stupid in a failed attept you make someone laugh.....i think i will go kill myself now

Author: the bad touch http://mtv.urbanup.com/196683
84. (MTV) (60↑, 5↓)
The video that killed the radio star.

Video killed the radio star.

85. (mtv) (61↑, 9↓)
An evil organization bent on taking over the world one teen at a time. Known to turn childrenas young as 10 into "gangstas", "pimps", "Thugs", "Emo", "Hardcore" They Make fun of Homosexuals, Obesity, and being a nerd.

KidA: I hate MTV\!\!\! hollabackgirl:I love MTV, its made me thin\! KidA: no u puking alot has made you thin

86. (MTV) (75↑, 23↓)
(M)usical (T)esticle (V)olleyball

If you watch Musical Testicle Volleyball, you are a homo. Enough said.

87. (MTV) (53↑, 4↓)
A fraudulent network that trots out talentless dysfunctions and social agendas and serves it to unsuspecting citizens in the guise of "music entertainment". As mtvdotcrap.blogspot.com puts it "a waste of cable bandwidth".

They've actually called Avril Lavigne's music "punk". Need I say more. see [empty-v] [mtv]

Author: jason bourne http://mtv.urbanup.com/1019990
88. (MTV) (54↑, 4↓)
A terrible show that has only one purpose: ruin music. It also is home to the worfst shows EVER (TRL, Real World...my ass, Made, Punk'd, MTV Kareooke, etc...) It was cool when it first started. Then went downhill after the eighties. Or after they cancelled Beavis and Butthead thanx to pussies like Tipper Gore.

"MTV is to music, as KFC is to chicken"

89. (MTV) (53↑, 4↓)
Music Television The visual equivalent putting your dick in a running blender. You might think a channel with music in its title might have some form of discernable music, but alas, you're slammed in the face with the sledgehammer of false advertising. Instead, you're treated to the lowest forms of reality tv and the occasional live audio cast of a banshee being sawed in half with a video feed of Britney Spears on top of it.

MTV: the elusive and long-sought cause of aneurisms and spontaneous combustion.

90. (MTV) (54↑, 5↓)
The music channel where the VJs are most important and not music.

At the Live8 concert, they cut away from PINK FLOYD (after 28 years of those guys not playing together) to watch their VJs talk\! What dumbasses\! IT'S PINK FLOYD\!

91. (MTV) (60↑, 11↓)
A corporation attempting to brainwash teenagers and corrosponding pre-teens and it has even reached young children. It tells us all to bitchslap people with curly hair, 'Next' vegitarians, get plastic surgery to look like Britany Spears and much more repulsive behaviour. Though dubbed 'Music Television' the channel will rarley show music in the hours of the living.

Teen: Hey, mom can I watch the Real World on MTV and fill my mind with junk? Then Next will be on I just LOVE those gay editions\! Mother: You know, Candice, in my day they played music on MTV. Teen: Uh... Wuteva\!

Author: Suzy of the Xymox Clan http://mtv.urbanup.com/1260680
92. (MTV) (56↑, 9↓)
Crap. Idiotic crap. Brain dead, [vapid], mass produced, mass marketed, corporate-cool, follower minded, pretentious, unfunny, lame, douchenozzle-tool crap.

MTV is to music TV, as Fox News is to humanity.

Author: FlowersInMidgar2 http://mtv.urbanup.com/3088223
93. (mtv) (53↑, 6↓)
this has got to be the stupidest shit channel ever. I mean, come on, pre-packaged coolness? what the hell is wrong with kids these days? Whatever happened to sticking it to the man? Where black people had respect, and when white people were... wait... white people are the same. fuck them. Kids that watch MTV think their rebelious and cool, listening to EMO and bands like [G-Unit], possibly the worst excuse for music ever. fuck mtv. fuck b.e.t. fuck the music industry in general. stick it to the man.

MTV defines cool, by using slang such as LOL or WURD.

94. (MTV) (51↑, 5↓)
A channel, which stands for Music Television, that is very popular amongst the youth. It used to actually play music but now it's mostly reality shows such as The Real World. It celebrates the great lives of celebrities and chastises anyone who fails to act or look like them.

I will see a cow fly before MTV makes music videos and actual music (not rap) the center and main point of the channel.

Author: MTV Lover/Hate http://mtv.urbanup.com/637244
95. (MTV) (53↑, 7↓)
a code for change good things to bad

mtv sucks and is only for preps

96. (mtv) (52↑, 7↓)
I have come to defend the youth of America. The only kids that watch MTV are completely retarted. Anyone with half a brain mocks them. Most kids at my school realize that MTV has almost ruined music for good. HOWEVER, there are the retards that like MTV for the " toddef flippin' sweet" shows such as Parental Control and TRL, which are the worst two shows of all time.

MTV is the reason for eating disorders. They almost say that it is a good thing\! Fuck MTV\! Lets all boycott MTV\!

97. (MTV) (49↑, 4↓)
Music Television. Originally, it focused on music, but today it is more into pop culture. It plays mostly rap, during the rare times when it actually plays music. Produced shows like the Real World, Road Rules, the Inferno Punk'd, Made, TRL, and Direct Effect.

To see music videos, you're better off watching MTV Hits.

Author: Bob Schmitendortan http://mtv.urbanup.com/706335
98. (MTV) (47↑, 2↓)
the place where bands go to become sell-outs

i loved good charlotte until they got on MTV

99. (mtv) (61↑, 16↓)
a channel that only plays rap music and when they arent they are showing shitty reality shows

now black people have 2 channels, BET and MTV

100. (MTV) (49↑, 5↓)
A crappy channel that shows "reality shows" 90% of the time and when it doesn't it has some crappy music on. Let me tell some of you MTV lovers out there, if there is a camera shoved in your face for a month and you get money for living in an apartment in New York it is not Reality.

Person 1: "Wanna watch MTV?" Person 2: "No" Person 1: "Why?" Person 2: "Because The Real World is on for 10 hours straight"

101. (MTV) (53↑, 10↓)
A channel that shows everyting but music

Wat is the new hit song? let me check on MTV oh nevermind Laguna beach is on

102. (MTV) (49↑, 6↓)
Mindless TV. Responsible for our generation of teeny boppers and trendys. Used to be about music but has fallen to its knees and now all you will find on it is Real World, TRL, Pimp My Ride, Road Rules, and other reality shows. The only music videos air from 3AM-7AM. The only good things to come from it is Beavis and Butthead, Jackass, Tom Green, and Andy Dick..the rest is complete and utter shit.

Stacy: "Liek hey, we were watching frikkin Real World, ya know that real show, ya know, liek its my fav\!" MTVhater: "You bitch."

103. (mtv) (48↑, 4↓)
multiple-talentless-videos need i say any more?????????????

im gonna be like everyone else and watch mtv

Author: freddy shreddy http://mtv.urbanup.com/425484
104. (MTV) (50↑, 7↓)
1) an originaly good idea for a channel about music 2) a sad excuse for a "music" channel 3) a channel that says it is about music when most of the shows on it have nothing to do with music 4) has a few good shows like jackass, but those shows dont belong on mtv becasue they have nothing to do with music

if you want a good music channel see [fuse] and TRL is the worst becuase they dont even show all of the videos, and it is over and hour long, what is that?

105. (MTV) (54↑, 12↓)
Mainstream Televsion: Used to convince morons of what is "cool" and what isn't.

MTV can't be called 'Music televsion' since there's never any music on the channel.

106. (MTV) (45↑, 3↓)
Television station that convinces everyone your lifestyle and clothing choice is a reflection of what music you listen to. They have recently decided to do nothing but embrace the world through pop culture eyes and stop trying to simply supply the masses with some tunes without biased selection. This wouldn't be that damn bad if they only didn't run it into the ground with a network that oozes a pure and utter conformity plan that will suck the life out of every person who genuinley wants to be an individual.

Girl 1: What are you watching? Girl 2: MTV\! Girl 1: Didn't they used to play music on that channel? \<i\>"what to wear, what to eat, what to feel, what to think, how to act, how to speak, insecure, incomplete."\</i\>

107. (mtv) (45↑, 4↓)
suppose to be (MUSIC TELEVISION) but usually just shows hrs and hrs of rap videos such as sucker free, and shows like real world, true life, and road rules,and is not living up to the name music television. it should be called rap television. the only good show i like on mtv is (rob and big) other than that everything else on mtv sucks.

dude 1- did u watch mtv today dude 2- yep just a bunch of sucker free

108. (mtv) (47↑, 8↓)
MTV is the idiotic and mentally challenged drunk older brother of VH1, and wrongfully calls itself a "television station". MTV is more of a cult then a channel. It basically says if you're not skinny, punk, emo, gay, a pill popper, a party-er, beautiful, or in-love with over-played over hyped sucky talent, you're not a mortal human being, you're just a figment of air that creates and image and disturbs the eyes of people who are like that. They play bullshit music which they say is real music (panic at the disco? fall out boy? can you say image-ridden and under-talented) which only the followers like yet don't really like the bands for their music, but for the image and attention they get, whether they know that or not, it's the reason they like it. The only good shows ever on mtv were jackass, wild boyz, punk'd, and sadly, the andy milonakis show. Everything else is for preppy smug stuck-up asshole fags who do their hair everyday and think that they are the shit. MTV is the reason people laugh at people with OCD and terrets, and the reason people have sex, have un-wanted babies, have abortions, smoke pot, drink to much, commit suicide, and ruin the lives of people who have to deal with lovers of MTV. And they always seem to talk about voting, because apparently the only thing important other than image is voting, and promoting the dumbest shit that just happens to rake in the most money, which is truely sad for the face and image of America today. MTV is nothing but another evil strand in the web of a corrupted and devilish American government, and it really disgraces and embarrases, people, music, America, and the world as we know it.

Friend: Dude Travis Barker is the greatest drummer ever\! Me: Go listen to some jazz. Travis is good, but i think you watch a little too much MTV. Girlfriend: Why are you breaking up with me? Me: Because your Laguna beach/real world obssesed ass throws up to lose weight and now you're nothing but a ghost with bones, you MTV fanatic bitch. (Hangs up.)

Author: Levin Gibbs http://mtv.urbanup.com/2240323
109. (MTV) (51↑, 12↓)
The ruiner of all things good.

I never see Lou Reed or Bowie or Hendrix on MTV. something is wrong with this picture.

Author: BadLieutenant http://mtv.urbanup.com/857527
110. (MTV) (41↑, 3↓)
A television station that sustains itself by watering down music, censoring music, and playing only sellout music. It therefore makes rock music a corporate, meaningless commodity, rather than an art form as it was in previous decades.

After MTV, it's hard to believe that any music means anything anymore.

Author: anarchistpudding http://mtv.urbanup.com/1480477
111. (mtv) (39↑, 2↓)
A television channel that has the nerve to call themselves music television and music is the only thing the don't play. when they do play music it's crappy rap like mike jones,missy eliot,and lil jon. THEY ALL SUCK\!\!\! SCREW MTV,FUSE IS BETTER\!\!\!\!\!

MTV=suckalicious shows like hogan knows best and the real world. Fuse=The only music channel on TV that plays music.

Author: supercellchaser http://mtv.urbanup.com/1442072
112. (MTV) (39↑, 2↓)
A corporate killer that forces kids to not use their brains and not to be themselves, Obviously this killer must be stopped, but since we live in America, we can't destroy a money-maker. It forces kids to have sex,do drugs, and do stupid behaviour. They used to show music videos , and that stopped one magicl day.. If God destroyed MTV, I would tottally go to church more often.

MTV must be stopped at alll costs, but if you are amindless squabler, then you shall fall... Zombies ate my neighbors. The zombie was MTV. Mindmolesting TeleVsion.

Author: East Bay Ray http://mtv.urbanup.com/888544
113. (MTV) (48↑, 12↓)
A television station etc. that tries to deplete the minority and brainwash the majority by playing obscene shows and terrible music. It plays the "latest and the greatest" "hits" to (semi) please the younger adult population while still not coming off as a terrible system to conform the right brain to the unsuspecting parents who have no clue what "Boiling Point" or "The Surreal Life" is.

OMG i luv MTV it so rox my sox \!\!1\!1\!\!\! Yeah shake it mama\!\!1\! TTYL\!

Author: Stupid TV Show Hater http://mtv.urbanup.com/1376836
114. (mtv) (43↑, 8↓)
mtv is emptyv, no substance

the other day i slipped into a comma, it felt like i was watching mtv

115. (MTV) (43↑, 7↓)
A disgusting corporation that brainwashes kids (and adults, for that matter) into being like everyone else and being a vegetable. Do what you're told, don't (god forbid\!) think...thinking isn't COOl\! MTV = evil

"OmG\!\!\! I AlWaYs LyKeD DeM, bUt I CoUlDn'T bY dA Cd b\\C MtV dIdN'T SaY iT waS PxNk RawK\!\!\!\!\!\!\!" If MTV was a food, it would be shit...not that I ever ate shit or anything...

116. (MTV) (42↑, 6↓)
a tv channel which used to show a lil good music and occasionally has good cartoons on it. Now its all shit like "real" world and all that. Whoever said we should protest in front of MTV is stupid, they're all fat rich old men who want to make money, so they team up with the radio and make bad bands, which they then put on all their shows and channels in order to brainwash kids into buying their shit.

My sister: I love MTV ME: If you go anorexic from this shit im going to kick your ass

117. (MTV) (40↑, 4↓)
1. Music slaughter house 2. Pits genres against eachother 3. Creates alot of hate 4. Slowly sucks the realness out of good bands 5. Also see [ass hat]

Yeah, we get all our food diced and sliced at MTV's studios now, they can do a tight-ass job slaughtering stuff, I mean they can turn some rock hard music into puddles of blood and nostalgia

Author: The Bandwagon http://mtv.urbanup.com/692902
118. (MTV) (50↑, 14↓)
A really kick-ass channel which plays music videos 24/7\! Yeah..that was 10 YEARS AGO\!\! Now the only things MTV plays are gay shows like The Real World, Room Raiders and Degrassi\!\! The only time they play music videos anymore is the daily hour of TRL..which doesn't even play the whole video..about 20 seconds of it and then cuts to guests and stupid-ass promotionals\!

The worst teenage channel living..I think I'll go back to Nickelodeon, lol.

119. (mtv) (38↑, 3↓)
Mtv is a dumb corporation that brainwashes the youth. The fashion is crazy and dumb. The people who watch mtv are just wannabe preps and ghetto snobs. Listening to their pop\\rap culture. The people who like Mtv are arrogant too...they bully,they make fun of idvinduals clothes, they listen to madonna(very evil). I think they should shut down MTV or change it..it used to be good a long time ago but the media made it a living hell ,,\!,,(-.-),,\!,, fuck you MTV\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Mtv: Hey kids an awesome new punk bad came out. Blink 182\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! it mixes ghetto poser rap and pop together thats how we get punk. stupid brainwashed kids: Yay\!\!\!\!

Author: The killer of rap http://mtv.urbanup.com/1993658
120. (MTV) (41↑, 7↓)
A television network that: a) Shows nothing but vapid reality shows featuring rich spoiled bitches. b) Airs stupid incarnations of [Jackass], i.e. [Wonder Showzen] c) Hosts the show [TRL] which features hoardes of screaming virgins that dress like whores and suffers those that don't get a ticket to stand outside and wave their posters like idiots. Contrary to popular belief, [TRL] does not show music videos, but only music clips, because they have to make time to interview the hot guest artist of the moment. d) Airs full-length music videos only in the wee hours of morning when everybody is sleeping. e) Tries to brainwash the youth with their stupid "political campaigns", "MTV news", and poster clone-bands. f) Hosts the MVA's. contrary to popular belief, the MVA's is only a popularity/fashion contest as opposed to an event for showing appreciation to artists that TRULY contribute to the music industry

Dude\! Did you catch Wonder Showzen on MTV last night? LYKKE OMGGGZZZ\! I SAW TRL YESTERDAY\!\! OMG, I so totally queefed when I saw the season finale of The Real World\!

Author: fuck your scene http://mtv.urbanup.com/1561662
121. (mtv) (45↑, 11↓)
A bullshit channel that brainwashes today's youth into thinking their music is good and actually means something. Also it makes every other channel within 10 feet seem worse.

"Wow, I was watching MTV the other day, and I became so pissed at what I saw (emo, ect.) I decided to throw a brick through my television."

Author: The Door v5 (gamertag) http://mtv.urbanup.com/1053626
122. (MTV) (36↑, 3↓)
The most disgusting, filthy, and degrading channel ever to have existed. (At least in more recent years.) The nature of MTV's shows tend to glorify the blonde-haired, blue-eyed, over-tanned, Californian aesthetic, that of which is more often than not, accompanied by an extremely ridiculous lack of intellectual quality. They exploit this aesthetically-fitting persona to its narcissistic audience that loves nothing more than to surround themselves in their own pathetic auras, namely, that of their identical friends and the stars of MTV's supposed "reality" shows. For this reason, MTV fans watch in awe as blonde girls say the word "like" precisely 52 times in one scene. Fans enjoy watching people just like them shop, gossip, and degrade themselves on national television. Fans enjoy watching (and thus making the shows possible)these over-privileged, melodramatic teenagers complain about how much their lives suck, when truth be told, at that exact instant, millions of real people are dying of starvation and poverty. It is a shame that these super-stereotypical people are worthy of their own shows and it is an even bigger shame that the once righfully-named Music Television chooses to produce shows of such a nature. But perhaps the biggest disappointment of all is in humanity and its truly enigmatic interest in such brain-washing trash. MTV is a waste of electricity.

MTV makes me sick, as do those who watch it.

Author: theminorityspeaks http://mtv.urbanup.com/2600347
123. (MTV) (41↑, 8↓)
Malevolent Teenybopper Vehicle

Mtv spews nothing but pure evil/shit and turns kids into retards. Mtv never had much use or care for actual "music" which is too bad.

Author: FUCK headbanger's ball (that shit's as gay as everything else on Mtv) http://mtv.urbanup.com/987457
124. (mtv) (39↑, 6↓)
mtv has sucked since they aired their very first video and has continued to suck ever since it's gotten to the point where they don't even play any videos at all which is fine because they never had any goddamn taste anyways

Mtv is for suckers... always has been always will be\!\!\!\!\!

Author: ///( - )___( - )\\\\\ http://mtv.urbanup.com/807420
125. (MTV) (44↑, 12↓)
"music" channel that whores itself to the highest bidder and refuses to plug, much less play, any band that has a shred of talent; impossible to tell apart from its' identical twin, [VH1].

If the universe were God's body, MTV and VH1 would be dueling anus pimples.

126. (MTV) (34↑, 3↓)
Corprate brainwashing tool. Obey or your not hip. See [Decline of Western civilzation]

Coming up, it's punk'd, followed by Viva La Bam & then some music videos at 3 AM\! Same for MTV2... and all other channels owned by us.

Author: AutisticPsycho http://mtv.urbanup.com/889485
127. (MTV) (37↑, 6↓)
channel that allows shitty bands like NFG, GC, simple plan, and Blink 182 to call themselves punks. it also will sell it soul to the devil at the price of music for ratings, hence TRL. i hope every one who is behind mtv gets slapped and then catches abola. mtv is gonna kill us all.
128. (MTV) (34↑, 4↓)
An acronym for Music Television, although 8% of its programming involves music in some way It serves the entertainment needs of the unwashed masses.

MTV is but one of the manifestations of the absolute intellectual nihilism of postmodern popular culture.

Author: I hate you all http://mtv.urbanup.com/1149452
129. (MTV) (31↑, 1↓)
tv station that commercializes youth culture concepts

MTV videos takes the essence out of a song, and turns it into a slick marketing of a product. And this has resulted in investents in music easier to market e.g Britney

130. (MTV) (38↑, 9↓)
A stupid TV channel run by the head of the MTV corporation (a [communazi]), along with several subordinate communazis. They want to spread their idiotic rhetoric to the masses through crappy shows like TRL, in order to control the world and bring doom to us all.

Fight the red menace\! Destroy MTV\!

131. (mtv) (31↑, 2↓)
a horrific excuse for a music channel. everything they do is sellout and whorish which brings up the bile into my throat. www.realmusiccrusaders.com - fighting to save music from sellout corporate record labels.

yes indeed, mtv does infact suck\!\!

Author: aaron and pat http://mtv.urbanup.com/1193947
132. (MTV) (44↑, 14↓)
1.See [Commie Mind Control]

It's the evil that's polluting our youth\!- senator Joseph Lieberman

Author: TheAdvocate http://mtv.urbanup.com/1055917
133. (MTV) (35↑, 6↓)
a channel that used to be realy cool and full of cool music untill it started showing more and more stupid shows that have nothing to do with music such as real world, rich girls, etc...mtv2 and mtvh are better...they play actual music.

lets watch mtv no\! thats just stupid shows\! howabout mtv2 or mtvh instead?

134. (MTV) (39↑, 10↓)
Short for Music Television, but continuously shows reality television, such as The Real World, The Osbournes, Newlyweds, Road Rules, and Making The Video. Only show worth watching: Tough Enough.

Whatever happened to the MUSIC on MTV, which stands for MUSIC television?\!?

Author: Some Dude Named Ryan http://mtv.urbanup.com/313541
135. (mtv) (35↑, 7↓)
the shittiest channel on tv...in the 80's it was kinda ok, but now it sucks...they never even show music videos, and if they do its like at 3 AM...its all shitty reality shows and sluts...you ever notice how they only bring stereotypical california people on trl?? they will NEVER have someone on trl who isnt blonde and tan with barbie boobs...what about the people who are actually talented, shitmonkeys???

aaaaaaahhh mtv\!\! my ears are bleeding\!\!\!\!

136. (mtv) (54↑, 26↓)
Mtv is a fucking retarded piece of shit.

because it's liberal and liberals think anything is good

Author: music videos are gay http://mtv.urbanup.com/795687
137. (mtv) (33↑, 5↓)
1. music television... channel filled with crappy reality shows and relatively few music videos.

MTV used to be good, now its not

138. (MTV) (32↑, 5↓)
Where music goes to die\! The ironically named Music Television has single-handedly destroyed all that is music. Instead it keeps turning out the same thoughtless, identical, shallow, easily marketed trash that our generation so eagerly consumes. C'mon guys... How about a little independent thought? Try it, you'll like it. And shifting gears here, nobody gives a damn what Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or Lindsay Lohan wore yesterday. I can sum it up in two words: very little.

Ever notice how good bands turn to shit once they go on MTV?

139. (MTV) (35↑, 8↓)
Tells millions of preppy teens what is cool and what is not. Has shit for shows, such as TRL, The Real World, Made, Pimp My Ride, etc. Pretty much everything that comes from that channel is lame.

Why doesn't MTV change their name? They don't even really play music videos anymore.

Author: Senator Assface http://mtv.urbanup.com/1942962
140. (mtv) (33↑, 6↓)
MTV, which stands for "Music Television", is pretty much the worst channel possible to look for good music. in fact, they dont even play music at all, and they have the most ridiculous reality shows. this station takes good bands and turns them into the most pop-iest, mainstream crap you'll ever hear. they need to be shut down....forever.

fall out boy was good before they went on MTV.

141. (MTV) (35↑, 8↓)
In response to the induhvidual (yes, that word was deliberately misspelled, for those who are unaware of Scott Adams), I must say, the only moron speaking your selected quote is you. And "victims" of the trends MTV produces? Hardly the case. It disturbs me that people as stupid as you exist.

The guy who calls himself "mtv is cooler than you" is an obvious example of someone who has replaced his brains with douche. His very existence is a sad watermark on the history of mankind. Let us hope he does not provide a description of a brick wall, for that would be a Mt. Everest of accomplishment for this poor, stupid soul.

Author: friend of bob http://mtv.urbanup.com/772007
142. (mtv) (30↑, 3↓)
So-called Music Television that has become somewhat diluted by weird ass reality shows (That at first seemed hip, see first season of Real World and then became RETARDED.)and Carson Dailly. They are given great amounts of credit for introducing the world to Serena Altschul, the way to hot, way to intelligent Mtv News Anchor...who is now safely with CNN.

See [Bisexual]

143. (MTV) (32↑, 5↓)
Channel which used to show good shows like Sifl & Olly, until bands started selling out on a daily basis and they replaced all the good shows with crap like TRL where you get to see 5 seconds of a bunch of lame\@$$ pop videos morons popping out of the corner. Currently, they brodcast even more shows that someone with an I.Q. under 5 will find amusing, 'realistic', or fun to watch.

"Dude, I gotta split. MTV is about to show another Real World marathon\!" "You sad moron.."

144. (MTV) (48↑, 21↓)
The [motherfucker]s who scrapped all the cool rock and [hip-hop]artists for non-singers like [Eminem], [Puff Daddy], [Britney Spears], and [Blink 182].

MTV might as well just call itself [Karaoke] Television (KTV).

145. (MTV) (36↑, 10↓)
The orange juice concentrate of all TV networks containing only 1% or less of what it's supposed to have.

MTV sucks

Author: Roastmasters http://mtv.urbanup.com/3972393
146. (mtv) (32↑, 6↓)
Commercials interspersed with more commercials. Music videos are either rap shit or teenie bopper pop crap. "reality" shows are complete garbage. kills off brain cells faster than the speed of light.

Oh\! more bullshit pop music. Must be MTV

147. (MTV) (34↑, 8↓)
exploitation of our mass consumer economy

9year old girl: omg\!\! i'm wearing the same thong as britney on mtv\!\!

Author: headycheese http://mtv.urbanup.com/1627980
148. (mtv) (49↑, 23↓)
A piece of shit liberal corperation that wants to brainwash the world. They promote shitty music, stupid whores, and also faggotry.

"Hey dude MTV says you aren't cool because you don't like the cock."

149. (MTV) (27↑, 2↓)
the world's worst [oxymoron], because the only time they play actual music is when no ones watching. The rest is filled up by stupid reality shows and even more idiotic dating shows.

Bob "Did you see that new reality show on MTV?" Fred "Which One?"

Author: dylan okeefe http://mtv.urbanup.com/1465833
150. (MTV) (39↑, 13↓)
To sell out or to join stupid trends.

He used to have street cred until he went all MTV. I need to go to Hollister and get some MTV gear.

Author: Andizzle4Life http://mtv.urbanup.com/1414656
151. (mtv) (26↑, 2↓)
A channel on television that has permanately fucked up music. Oh, and 99% of the time they dont even play fucking music.

MTV, the gayest channel on the earth

152. (MTV) (33↑, 9↓)
A televison comapany that is obsessed with rap, and pop. they hardly play anyrock and they suck. Mtv also has reality show that suck (except viva la bam and wild boys.

Those stupid ugly fagot fuckin wigers like to watch MTV

Author: A person that hates MTV http://mtv.urbanup.com/1139330
153. (mtv) (29↑, 5↓)
1 a channel that brainwashed me into watching it. 2 a channel that plays more minutes in commercial than a tvshow 3 a channel full of fuckin rerun shows that play the same shit all week.

i saw a whole grip of fake ass white ppl on mtv

Author: muafucka that live in south central los angeles http://mtv.urbanup.com/554488
154. (mtv) (31↑, 8↓)
MORONIC TELEVISION-I remember in the fucking day when you watched MTV to listen to music, not watch some fucking retarded reality show or a bunch of wannabe gangstas who couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag. The kids who watch MTV think it is cool to pretend they are just like these wannabe gangstas. If they want to be just like them, then go out and buy some fucking shoe polish and smear it all over their face and act like a fool.

I think MTV sucks a big puss infected dick\!

Author: nunyabiznessasshole http://mtv.urbanup.com/2337080
155. (MTV) (26↑, 3↓)
A station which calls themselves "Music Television" When all that is played is crappy reality shows that i could waatch on Global such as "The Real World", "Newlyweds", "Punk'd", "till death do us part" and reality shows i could see on discovery such as " Pimp my Ride" or "Cribs" anything called Music Television should play music.

there is no example included in this definition

Author: the boy who blocked his own shot http://mtv.urbanup.com/1102535
156. (MTV) (29↑, 7↓)
A horrible channel that puts out crappy 3:00 pop songs and calls it music. Has effectively destroyed much of americas youth. The only good show they have ever had or ever will have is wildboys.

Everyone I know has became a wigger, Mtv must be stopped\!\!\! TO THE BATCAVE\!\!\!\!\!

157. (MTV) (35↑, 13↓)
Fuse is for whiny 14 yr old [emo kids] MTV is for 12 year old girls who listen to hip hop and avril lavigne VH1 good channel, although "Fabulous Life" and "All Access" are annoying. and MTV2- well,at least it plays beavis and butthead

Fuse- WAAAAAA NO ONE UNDERSTANDETH ME :( MTV- AVRIL IS SOOOOOOOO PUNK RAWK\!\!\!ROFLMAO ^_^ VH1- OMG WTF IS HE WEARING?????? MTV2- Uh-huh-huh-huh

158. (mtv) (40↑, 19↓)
poisoned the good music we once had

need i say more? mtv

159. (MTV) (24↑, 3↓)
Stands for Music Television yet never shows any music except for maybe the soft core porno rap videos every so often.

Ophelia: Let's see what's on MTV\! *goes to channel* Tessa: Oh look more reality bull shit, what a waste of a channel. Ophelia: Damn you MTV you used to play music.

Author: Minty Fresh http://mtv.urbanup.com/1623195
160. (MTV) (38↑, 17↓)
The channel that destroyed metal and made it into cheap rap. The only thing that is played now is talentless hip hop and/or pop.

The heavyest thing on MTV now is Slipknot. I think I'm going to change the channel.

Author: Smash the corporation http://mtv.urbanup.com/895971
161. (mtv) (33↑, 12↓)
More childish and obnoxious than Nickelodeon.

Nickelodeon for less mature children.

162. (MTV) (33↑, 12↓)
\{metaphorical noun\} Anything very 'cool' when it is first introduced but turns into total rubbish after a period of 20 years (240 months).

Those people that created 'Pogs' sure did pull an MTV.

Author: Anthony Simon http://mtv.urbanup.com/237645
163. (MTV) (29↑, 8↓)
Only keeps its viewers because of Jackass. Only good show is Jackass. Disappointing channel that has such a cool show called Jackass.

Dammit Jackass shouldnt have to suffer being on a shitty channel such as MTV, it should be on Comedy Central or something.....but oh wait, the two channels DID have a bidding war for the show, and dammit MTV won.......because it was desperate for viewers, so then here came the greatest show.....JACKASS\!\!\! Moral of story??? I don't want my MTV, but I want my Jackass\! And the MTV bastards cancelled 3-South, ANOTHER good show. MTV sucks ass.

164. (MTV) (43↑, 23↓)
tolerance preaching, gay "reality" tv, and ruin of music as we kno it.. see [gay]

beavis and butthead would be disgusted with MTV

165. (MTV) (27↑, 7↓)
Music television. A popular cable/satellite television station viewed primarily by teenagers and pre-teens. MTV used to be a station dedicated to showing music videos, but it has since changed its programming to bland reality shows about teenagers.

"... music still on MTV..." \mtvBowling for Soup

166. (MTV) (27↑, 7↓)
An organization responsible for corupting today's youth with pop, rap, and sex. Intrestingly enough, for a "music" television channel, it sure plays a helluva lot of non-music porgraming. MTV is also known to encourage conformity and also prevention of "thinking out side of the box".

In the words of the Dead Kennedys: "M.T.V - Get off the air"

Author: StopTouchingMe http://mtv.urbanup.com/991059
167. (MTV) (22↑, 2↓)
(sust.) shit, crap, bunch of clowns holding guitars.

I was listening to music until I turned on the Tv and landed on MTV.

168. (mtv) (27↑, 7↓)
a television channel that plays mostly rap and poseur-punk music. The only good artist they play is No Doubt, I could have screamed when they took Daria off the air. The only decent show now is Big Urban Myth Show

If MTV is Music Television, why don't they play music?

Author: Gwen Stefani Grrl http://mtv.urbanup.com/278893
169. (MTV) (21↑, 2↓)
A network television channel that has brainwashed the minds of the youth of America. It only focuses on the reality of the cool, rich, preppie, and so called sexy people. They have destroyed the people of America and has turned them into fucking douchebags. All of the sister companies they own have been completely destroyed. like nickelodeon, they have taken all the good shows off and put fucking garbage on the lineup. zoey 101, unfabulous, icarly or should i say diecarly, all shows that are shit. MTV if you have anything to say to the people who arent rich, sexy, popular or anything that you fuckers broadcast, say it to our fucking faces and stop hiding like a scared little bitch.

"hey carl let's go watch MTV" "fuck you that channel is the worst fucking channel ever to spawn"

Author: MTV Should Die http://mtv.urbanup.com/3610740
170. (mtv) (22↑, 3↓)
A reality show channel

mtv, nuff said.......................

171. (MTV) (23↑, 5↓)
the worst channel on the planet that stands for music television, but dosent play music anymore

dont watch the channel

172. (MTV) (24↑, 7↓)
Crap. pure crap. every once in a while they get really good bands with alot of talent to go on mtv and pretty much it ruins them. for example, MCR-a talented group of people,not a whole lot of people knew about them before they came on mtv and mindless people see them for who they arent such as "emo" and "fags" and now they are (im sorry) selling out. MTV stands for music telivision. the funny thing is only about 15 % of it is music the rest is all shitty t.v. shows like laguna beach and the real world.

hey were u watching the VMA's last night on MTV?

173. (MTV) (25↑, 8↓)
MTV-Musical telivison. MTV is a network national channel that rarely plays music except during the credits, insomia hours, and during a sad scene in laguna beach. Instead they show "reality" shows raiding rooms and dates with your mom. MTV introduces different music out to people, but making it seem like its a trend or style. In some opioin MTV ruins music making it seem to comerical or fake. MTV also playes the same songs over and over again until your just to busy bashing your head in to turn off the T.V.

Fall out boy is actually a good band until mtv took over and played there songs over and over again. & id rather waste time typeing up a dumb defination instead of watch MTV.

Author: Alex would rather waste time http://mtv.urbanup.com/1872740
174. (MTV) (27↑, 10↓)
sucks\! promotes conformitism and political correctness and bullshit teen drama issues\!

its terrible if you want a real music channel watch BET or VH1 or Fuse\! I personally reccomend the latter.

Author: bloodflower http://mtv.urbanup.com/1396332
175. (MTV) (23↑, 6↓)
A channel that used to be good in the [80s] and early [90s] but then became so [concious] that all it ever plays anymore is [TRL], [Real world], [True life], and [cribs].

I want you back, MTV. We all do\!

176. (MTV) (19↑, 3↓)
A channel that used to show music videos, but soon they became hands down the worst channel on tv by showing nothing but incredibly stupid reality tv shows featuring untalented hacks, internet nobodies, washed up hacks, and wannabes. They also showcase incredibly lame and talentless (c)rap artists who never even lived in the "ghetto" and would scream like a little bitch if someone pulled out a butterknife in their faces. The rock bands are faggots who call themselves punk when real punks would kick the fuck out of them and lame ass "metal" bands who are pussies wearing makeup and tight pants and lack any sufficent amount of talent other than screaming in a microphone and playing the same 1 chord over and over for 4 minutes. The other "artists" are horrible pop singers who are either underage, have severe gender ambiguity, and lack any talent other than singing with machines and autotune to help them "sing". The worst part is that all of the garbage is targeted towards children, who grow up to be skanks and douchebags. The media watchdogs don't bother trying to advocate against this horrible station because they are too busy rallying against videogames. Even though videogames have been proven to have no violent impact on children. They fail to notice MTV is broadcasting soft-core pornography, violent images, and is teaching children that if they are not like the people on this channel, they are freaks and misfits.

MTV is the devil in true living form. One can hope this channel is destroyed, for if not, it will continue to destroy humanity. All I can do is pray for the future of mankind.

Author: Mister Truth http://mtv.urbanup.com/5479512
177. (MTV) (16↑, 0↓)
The most ironic name for a tv channel, especially since there isn't any fucking music on it.

Hey did you see any music videos on mtv the other day? ...ya me neither.

178. (MTV) (21↑, 4↓)
MTV is a joke. The people who run have completely destroyed what some people call music. most of the music videos they show are of one hit wonder rappers with now talent whatsoever. They dont play any instruments, they talk along to lyrics they probably didnt even write themselves, which usually consist of mostly words that arent even realy. (EXAMPLES: "jockin" or "ballin"). The songs have no moral meanings besides making cash, shooting people, selling drugs, and screwing black hoes with fat asses. They play these songs over 10 times a day, and for some reason have more than like what 3 channels? The television shows they play are all fake, 100 percent scripted reality tv shows. There are 2 types. In the reality shows the actors are all ditzy, bombshell girls, or jacked, tanned, "hot" guys. In these shows people walk around half naked and cry and bitch about the opposite sex. They are 100 percent fake and convince modern youth that if you arent gorgeous or hot and dont throw up your food everyday you will not prosper in society. The other type of show is the gameshow event. They have the same type of actors, but are based on the most ridiculous shit ever. One person controls all of their pawns who fight for the king/quens(usually a dumbfuck celeb) love. All the actors act like they are over the moon in love to some celeb they dont really know, and cry when they are "eliminated". The shows usually branch off of eachother into other shows, which are exactly the same and are equally retarded. Basically, MTV is an evil corporation who has brainwashed almost all of America into believing that you have to be exactly like the people on their shows and music videos to be "cool" because that is all that matters. They have also brainwashed every suburban rich little kid that they are thugz and gangsters.

MTV needs to be stopped because they will surely be the downfall of modern society.

Author: TomfromSCREWtown http://mtv.urbanup.com/2942760
179. (MTV) (16↑, 0↓)
A facist organization whose worship of the rich and famous is more perverse than Hitler's of the Aryan, hellbent on taking over the world by brainwashing Generation Y into thinking that nothing but being popular, fashion, and looking like their defintion of "hot" matters. After they have successfully brainwashed the entire youth population of America into being shallow, vapid, non-thinking morons, their takeover of the country will be effortless.

Find me a better explanation for MTV.

Author: MistressOfSnape http://mtv.urbanup.com/2239246
180. (mtv) (31↑, 15↓)
poisoned the good music we once had

need i say more? mtv

181. (MTV) (27↑, 11↓)
A teeny-bopper version of VH1 for softcore wannabe's. Often play predominetly rap/ r&b and or softcore pop. People who watch MTV tend to be big fans of Britney Spears and other assorted teen sex idles.

Stupid Teeny Bopper Girl: The seventh grade girls at my school love watching Gwen Stafani's video "Hollaback Girl" on MTV. We love the fact that she left No Doubt. God, what took her so long? Me: That's shit, man.

182. (mtv) (24↑, 8↓)
MTV, also known as Music Television, is nothing more than an organization which supports popular culture. Also a liberal machine, MTV supports anything that "goes against the man". Many young people live their lives by the gospel of MTV.

MTV is a fucking regime.

183. (MTV) (33↑, 17↓)
The worst thing to happen to TV. The ONLY good thing about "MTV" was the old Headbanger's Ball hosted by the man, Riki Rachtman. Nowadays, everyone from stupid elementary kids to middle schoolers, esp. HS'ers and college kids watch this stupid channel and continue to embrace it. It chafes my balls that people love the stupid shit they spew to everyone. They don't even show music anymore, it's all really stupid shows. Teaching hot girls to be prude, to dress like little whores, who are cock-tease, stuck up bitches. Teaches people to be either: emo fags, wiggers or pretty boys.

MTV can suck my balls.

184. (mtv) (22↑, 6↓)
a pice of shit channel that now sux its a waste of time for people who are tryin to channel surf

theres too many mtv's

Author: i dont know http://mtv.urbanup.com/287026
185. (mtv) (19↑, 4↓)
A TV channel that used to be all about music and the arts, and now has degraded to fake game shows such as "Next" and fashion TV shows, which are showing teens how to be preppy. All they show on very rare occasions and during credits are either 90s pop or rap songs. MTV SUCKS\!\!\!

Omfg dude\! Its been over a year since I emailed a request to MTV to play "Allentown", and they still haven't played it\!

Author: omgomgomg monkeys http://mtv.urbanup.com/2070845
186. (MTV) (22↑, 7↓)
A channel that killed a whole lot of music for the last 25 years, helping to spawn the hair metal,fake "hardcore ghetto" image,pop-punk,and emo scenes.It shouldn't even be called music television because they never play fucking videos anymore, unless you count the 1-minute clips they play on TRL.

Joe:Hey man, wanna watch some videos? I'll put MTV on. Dave: Fuck no dude, they never play videos. And the ones they do are all puss bands screaming about their problems and all their songs have 10-word titles. Joe:Yeah, you're right.

187. (mtv) (21↑, 6↓)
A terriable channel that kills the soul of music and f**ks up society today as we know it. They brainwash young girls to do things that they shouldn't like risk their health (throw up) and wear only good things and listen to crappy rap or hip-hop music. All in all they kill music and they should burn in the same level of hell as hitler.

young girl: Oh my god did you see that new black eyed peas video. She looked so hot and skinny i had to go make myself thinner and throw up my dinner. like oh my god I just rapped\!\! go meee\! young girl2: what does "i" mean all i watch is mtv so im so dumb i have no idea. Im just gonna go take off my clothes and dance for this 47 year old man now.

188. (MTV) (30↑, 15↓)
Dumb TV shows for skaterpreps who like to stare at things and stop thinking.
189. (MTV) (17↑, 3↓)
All it is showing right now as reruns of American Top Model and all these prissy, preppy shows for twenty something. MTV Sucks\!\!\! It used to be good when it showed music videos and all that crap.

Don't watch MTV. A good movie, or even a episode of Grounded For Life is better than that shit.

Author: Some anomoyous person you'll never know http://mtv.urbanup.com/2707656
190. (MTV) (22↑, 8↓)
Ultimate Disgrace to the human race. The creators and maintainers of MTV should be tourtured for eternity. MTV ruined music for good.

Atleast I have dignity and don't give a fuck about what is cool, if MTV told teens that eating shit was cool would they eat it? I am afraid to hear the answer\!\!

Author: Brett Bastain http://mtv.urbanup.com/2542254
191. (MTV) (21↑, 7↓)
a sucessfull Viacom advertising channel, whose target audience is mooks and midriffs.

Disney pays Viacom to overplay their artists on MTV and place them on TRL, to create demand and sell albulms. And it has been very lucrative for both companies.

Author: browneyedgirl http://mtv.urbanup.com/1794949
192. (MTV) (18↑, 4↓)
Once upon a time the channel played music videos, now its all newlyweds, pimp my ride, jackass and room raiders. Dont get me wrong trls okay but the same procedure every evening is boring. mtv decided to get sister channels to play music on instead leaving mtv useless really.

"If i see that episode of cribs one more time..."

Author: Stephanie Dawn http://mtv.urbanup.com/1393560
193. (MTV) (14↑, 1↓)
A channel that used to play good music like ten years ago but now it's just reality shows and bands we don't even care about.

guy1: "What time can i see decent videos on MTV?" guy2: "from 1 to 4 am, the rest of the day it's just crap\!"

Author: davidgroovey http://mtv.urbanup.com/3643118
194. (MTV) (24↑, 12↓)
A Crappy TV Channel that plays only c(R)ap, No-Talent pop and Pouser-Rock while neglecting metal, if you like MTV Then [word]UR Gay[/word]

MTV Is full of attention-starved freaks, and a waste of TV Space

Author: Brother Number One http://mtv.urbanup.com/314821
195. (MTV) (20↑, 7↓)
a once great television station that was based off of the ideals of "sex, drugs, and rock and roll" but now has become an overcommercialized boyband haven with little to no actual music being played, ironically

Road Rules Real World Cribs Need I go on_

Author: Mike Truitt http://mtv.urbanup.com/178837
196. (MTV) (17↑, 5↓)
The evil force that turned hard rock into a fad. Motherfuckers that convinced people Chris Brown is a gangsta rapper, Good Charlette is a punk band, and Europe is hard rock. Basically, pop culture's ball-less anti-christ.

MTV is turning everyone into souless, pussies.

Author: Rocky Sullivan http://mtv.urbanup.com/2197704
197. (MTV) (18↑, 6↓)
A place for preps and wannabes to find all the bands that will make them seem "cool" They say they're [nonconformists] in order to fit in- [conform]. It almost makes you want to laugh, but severely pisses you off as well.

Real fan: So, you like My Chemical Romance? Poser: (consults MTV) Yeah, the Ghost of You is awesome.

Author: Black_My_Eyes http://mtv.urbanup.com/2100696
198. (mtv) (15↑, 3↓)
The mother of all brainwashing liberal media stations.

mtv is to music what politicians are to the truth

Author: really pissed off http://mtv.urbanup.com/1949916
199. (mtv) (17↑, 5↓)
Another american corporation seeking to corrupt the rest of the world. - Plays a lot of shitty music. Kids above 8 years old DO NOT watch it unless they are drunk and need something to make them puke. - Also has a lot of stupid shows that should make people laugh. They don't. (shows about fasion are the worst, as every single thing said or shown there is bull**it) Remember: watching MTV and yell about it in school ISN'T COOL\!

mtv is trully unique (you know what i mean)

200. (MTV) (16↑, 5↓)
Anything but music television.

During the summer I did nothing but watch MTV for a week. I saw about 15 music videos. . . . in the entire week.

Author: meowfox of doom http://mtv.urbanup.com/2344442
201. (MTV) (26↑, 15↓)
MTV is a channel created in 1981 with the intent of "creating a generation" accordng to the producers. they did just that, a drug adddicted, lazy generation with no direction who all want to have sex with eachother and spread STDs'while they snort some more coke. "VH-1" was created in 1985, you now know it as "VH1" (no hifen thingy). MTV is overley dramattic and for people who are still vergins jacking off to beonse' videos. theres to much about black people, real black people dont act like that i know many of them and this is from a white boy in the "westside". it gives people a false reality and i really dont want to watch homosexuals, gays, quere, faggggs\! or whatever you want to call them... make out on national television\!\!\! turn your channel over to VH1 or atleast CMT for the cowboys.... save a horse ride a cowboy ;)\!

my old girl friend used to force me to watch MTV on the phone with her for hours on end. i broke up with her, blocked MTV and only watch VH1 now

Author: andrew sunkthepunk http://mtv.urbanup.com/1359902
202. (MTV) (14↑, 4↓)
MTV, A television station which in the early 90s played a variety of music and had cartoon shows like Beavis and Butthead. After 2000 or so MTV switched gears and began playing Over rated new age artist like Soulja Boy, Kate Perry, My Chemical Romance, Fallout Boy. Etc. MTV focuses mainly on a new Genre of rap being defined as "Snap Rap" and also focuses on a new Genre of pop being defined as "Prep Pop". Aside from the music it plays MTV is known for its reality shows like Real Word, Laguna Beach, Viva La Bam and so on. All of the shows defined as Reality TV are in short a hidden truth of the dumbed down American Society, caring for nothing other then flashy clothes, boyfriends, baby mama drama and flying off the handle over simple matters. MTV is having a huge impact on future generations, such an impact that the children of the future are turning out just like the "Reality" stars they see on TV, ignorant, dumb, abuse drugs, flys off handle over spilt milk etc. The next generation will be a terrible place to be born, the 90s generation was bad with gang violence and drug trafficking but the next generation will be focused on drug abuse and violence against parents for not buying them new clothes. MTV is generation baby boomers and parent haters. Most real music has been slain by this network, any modern day radio station will demonstrate the absolute rape of American Music.

Girl: omg i saw laguna beach last nite on MTV and lyke omg i cant believe she got chillie thrown on her shoes by her mom omggg id kill my mom.. Logical Person: Who the fuck cares?

203. (MTV) (10↑, 0↓)
a TV station that should be executed for the 1st degree murder of good music and the destruction of an entire generation of youths. when it began in 1981, it was exactly what it said it was. a TV station dedicated to nothing but music videos 24/7. disco had just died and rock music was making a comeback. MTV's main purpose was for rock bands to advertise their music to increase their concert ticket and record sales and it worked like a charm. soon every rock band realized that making a video was the key to success and new videos were popping up every week. this launched the careers of many then unknown bands like def leppard, U2, madonna, bon jovi, cyndy lauper, huey lewis, duran duran, billy idol, and etc. fast forward to today and MTV is a billion and a half miles away from what it used to be. today, it has little to nothing to do with music and it now serves as a social engineering propaganda machine for the liberal media that pied pipers young impressionable preteens and high school kids into their world of shallowness and immorality through their crappy reality shows. it teaches young white suburban boys that they aren't cool unless they walk, talk, and act "ghetto" and to treat young girls as nothing but walking sex toys to be used and discarded after they've served their purpose. it teaches young girls that they're losers unless they weigh under 90 lbs and aren't blond, rich, spoiled, materialistic, foul mouthed, and haven't given their first hummer at the ripe old age of 7. it also teaches all kids to reject traditional norms, values, and morals in favor of debauchery, sleeze, shallowness, vulgarity, and lawlessness.

6 yr old walks up to his mom and says: "mama, i'm gonna bust a cap in yo fat azz". mom slaps the boy across the face and sends him to his room. comes back 2 hrs later and asks him where he learned to talk like that. he says 'MTV".

204. (MTV) (16↑, 6↓)
A successful experiment conducted by ingenues mad scientist employed by the corporate elite of which whom want to influence society into becoming an incapable of critical thinking, worthless, dumb, obsolete society by targeting young stupid kids with sex, and stupid cunts being portrayed as witty and talented. MTV is in fact a holocaust. If you were to actually know anything about music, and knew about things such as: bass, leads, complex lyricism, and vocal tones, appropriate echoing are then you'd never resort to MTV for music again, but that's just the music part. The holocaust part where MTV is actually hurting people comes from the reality part: where they show obsolete people interacting with one another, and then goes as far to waste air time by showing these people's little completely dumb inner thoughts on side interviews threwout the show. I'm street smart, I lived right next to passaic, and paterson new jersey all my life. I know better, but most people don't know that watching dumb as hell people all day will make one into being just as dumb as those people on reality shows.

She lacks a knowledge of the past, and reality so bad that she obviously watches MTV.

205. (MTV) (10↑, 0↓)
Where music goes to die

"KFC is to chicken, as MTV is to music" -Lewis Black

206. (mtv) (14↑, 4↓)
MTV: 1.) Also known as "The Boner Network", as suggested by comedian Lewis Black. 2.) A possible alternative to Viagra. 3.) A source of T&A in moving picture form for middle schoolers everywhere. 4.) A source of talentless male singers for high school girls to drool over. 5.) A repository for reality shows that are far from reality. 6.) A network which, despite its name, has little to do with music.

1.) "Had any of these people ever even seen MTV? All you gotta do is watch it for 5 minutes to know it should be called "The Boner Network\!"" Quote from Lewis Black. 2.) "Look, if you're having trouble getting the least bit aroused, turn on MTV\!" 3.) "Every day kids come home from school and say to their parents 'I'm gonna go watch MTV\!\!'. then they lock themselves in their rooms, turn on the TV, and just put their little peckers right on the set\!" Quote from Lewis Black. 4.) "ZOMG he is soooo HOT\!\!\!" said the girl who has bad taste in music... 5.) "Tropical environment, place with no obese people to be seen anywhere, no 'ugly' women (by men's standards), Tila Tequila walking around proudly displaying her breasts for all the world to see... If only the real world was that way..." 6.) "Why would you hire MTV... to do music? MTV has nothing to do with music. MTV is a video. And video goes where? In your EYE\! EYE, EAR, EAR, EYE. Big, fuck, DIFFERENCE\!\!\!" Quote from Lewis Black.

207. (MTV) (16↑, 6↓)
A mainstream tv channel for ages 10 - 20. It is boring as hell with shows like Laguna Beach and The Hills, which are exagarated and boring. HOW can you watch a show about Barbies talking about shopping and boyfriends? It gets old quick....Also MTV has "reality" tv shows like the real world and Next. Real world is pretty much sticking 7 lab animals in a house, giving them alcohol and telling them to have sex. After a week of partying and driking everyone is on edge from a hangover and snaps at any little thing. Next is a speed dating show where the lowest of the low try to find a person to date. MTV also kills music. They play too much rap and emo. I like rap but they play mainstream bullshit and look over talented artists. And the emo they play is like pop emo. It's not emo or hardcore at all. MTV is just retarded, not funny, bullshit.

Kenzi: Oh my fawking gawd MTV iz Lyke totally on Me: Bitch fuck you

Author: Jersey kidd http://mtv.urbanup.com/2705122
208. (MTV) (16↑, 6↓)
The network named "Music television", although it ironically is not. They only play music in the early hours of the morning. Most famous of MTV shows may include the Real World, or TRL. Preppy bubblegum pop teenagers such as Lindsay Lohan fans run home with their cell phones and diet sodas screaming to their "BFFs" "OH EM GEE BECKY TRL IS ON LETS GO STARE AT RYAN SHECKLER HE IS SOOOO HOT\!\!\!" even though if an amazingly attractive skateboarder came up to them they would roll their eyes because he's not some stupid prep, and walk away.

Example 1: person A: What does MTV stand for? person B: Music television. A: Why in the world do they call it that? Example 2: They should change MTV to RTV, because they never play music, just reality shows.

Author: Salad Fayce http://mtv.urbanup.com/2636661
209. (MTV) (15↑, 5↓)
the Adolf Hitler of music. like someone stated before me, MTV was actually good in the 80's and mid-90's. now all I see are 400lb black rappers mumbling about fuckin' hoezz and gettin' krunkkkkk, or annoying guys in tight pants that scream like every other emo band in the world. not to mention their old shows completely kick the ass of The Hills and whatever other prep-fest bullshit they re-run now. Anything \> MTV

Adolf Hitler is to Holocaust as MTV is to Teenage Anorexia.

Author: SarahSANITY http://mtv.urbanup.com/2451350
210. (MTV) (14↑, 4↓)
stands for Music TV. theyre a tv channel that says they play music, but theyre just playin wack reality tv shows.

i wanted to watch some music videos, so i decided to turn on MTV, but it was just some reality crap

211. (mtv) (13↑, 3↓)
the liberal media right there in lights with glitter on it but people will still deny there's a liberal media

mtv corrupts / influences / brainwashes the youth

Author: fucking pissed off http://mtv.urbanup.com/1970234
212. (mtv) (18↑, 8↓)
A sinister tele-force who is stealing our bands and selling them out. Think about it...they took Green Day first. Then it was My Chemical Romance. Fall Out Boy was the next one to go, and now they've got Avenged Sevenfold, too. Sad, very very sad.

What do these MTV people want from us??? WHAT?\!

213. (MTV) (23↑, 13↓)
100% reality shows 50% mainstream rap 20% green day 10% my chemical romance 0% real music

MTV airhead1:"OMFGZ, lYk, L3Tz LyK, g0 LyK WaTcH MtV\!\!1111111 I LyK, HuRd DaT ThAy GoTz LyK dIs n3W ReAlItY ShOw\!11111111111" MTV airhead2:"OOOH I h0p3 ThAy lYk, PlAy Gr33NdAy\!\!\!111111 LyK OMG BiLLeH JoO iSh lYk, sOoOoOOoOooOoOoO LyK, T0tAlLy HaWtTtTttt\!1111111111" MTV airhead3:"LyK, T0tAlLy\!11 H3 iZ OlMoSt Az HaWt aZ GeRaRd\!111111one111" MTV airhead4:"FiDDy CeNtz Iz Da BeStEst RaPpA dAt EvA LiVeD Y0\!\!1111"

Author: fuck green day fuck mtv http://mtv.urbanup.com/1551107
214. (Mtv) (20↑, 10↓)
Musical Television. Back in the day, a.k.a 1980's, the general rule of thumb was "if your white your right, if your black, stay back" and played a bunch of hair bands. Circa 1990 Nirvana is discovered and they play a metric assload of grunge. Then they realise "oh shit\! there's more black people now, we better cater to the next big thing." and play nothing but rap. Then out of Mtv spawned Mtv2 made specificly for rock, since Mtv is all reality shows and rap now, but in time that turned to all rap and reality as well. So out of that came the fuse, and it followed the same path as the other two.

Hey you wanna watch the new killers video on mtv? Oh wait it's rap, maybe Mtv2.....nope reality. maybe the fuse? oh wait, just more rap..... oh well. maybe i'll just ram a iron wisk in my brain. -or- Sheeeeeat\! It's the new Luda/fiddy cent/missy eliot/brandy/about 50 other rappers video\!

Author: Fantastic Dan http://mtv.urbanup.com/1438064
215. (MTV) (19↑, 9↓)
A tv station that used to play music for rebals who hate pop and rap music (a.k.a. punk), but changed its music style to pop and rap to brain wash teens and people in their 20's to listen and buy pop/rap albums. basically music suicide. also plays a bunch of reality shows (the newlyweds , the real world, etc.) cartoons (bevis and butthead) skater/'punk*yeah right*' shows (viva la bam, punk'd, jackass, etc.) they shouldn't have changed their music style, cuz now they just play a bunch of has-been bands, sell-outs, rap crap, and pop. meh. stick to vh1 or maybe the radio, unless you actually like the music they play (like a kagillion other people)

becca:omg, chris\! did you see the viva la bam where bam wrecked don veto's car? chris: yeah, dude, thats like every episode\! becca: i know, but still. bam is so hot\! i love skaters. they're so popular\! chris: duh.

Author: chickenpantspooper http://mtv.urbanup.com/1102540
216. (mtv) (29↑, 19↓)
A really bad channel all there is always girls shaking there asses up on the videos and its just sick\!dont watch it it sucks really bad so does mtv2 mtv500 or how many there is they suck\!

The only good shows on theere would b viva la bam,punkd, and wildboys oh and the rock countdown and that is it\!

217. (mtv) (19↑, 9↓)
The only goods shows are the tom green show, jackass, and bevis and butthead. When I watch mtv in the morning all I see is rumbas in the african jungles screaming and looting. Then i ask myself, They call this rock?

Mtv has 3 good shows

Author: Senor Pantelones http://mtv.urbanup.com/286505
218. (MTV) (9↑, 0↓)
A channel that used to be good in the 80's and early 90's but started sucking since then. All they show is a bunch of stupid reality shows. If you wanna catch some videos you gotta get up at 6 in the morning. WTF\!\!\! it's suppose to be MUSIC TELEVISION for crying out loud not REALITY TELEVISION. p.s boycott mtv

alex: hey dude let's watch some music vids. chris:aight go to mtv. [flips to mtv] alex: WTF\! this isn't music chris: man this sucks balls flip to FUSE it's much better.

Author: twitterwhore101 http://mtv.urbanup.com/4210595
219. (MTV) (11↑, 2↓)
Hitlers later plot to brainwash young children to take over the world with bad music and terrible fashion. Later influenced by Commies in 1988. Now ran by Osama Bin Laden.

Jim: "Hey, you watch MTV at all lately?" Joe: "No way\! It brainwashes you to do terrible things\!" Jim: "Is that why I like gay porn now?" Joe: "Yeah, thats probably why."

220. (MTV) (11↑, 2↓)
An ongoing documentary on how to spread herpes.

MTV helped make Lindsay Lohan famous.

221. (MTV) (11↑, 2↓)
a frustrating channel that replays shows over and over. it claims to be a music only channel but it's mostly shallow reality-tv shows

"Mtv is play a WHOLE marathon of "engaged and underage re-dos""

222. (mtv) (11↑, 2↓)
A complete waste of air-time. Why call it Music Television... when there's no music? And I don't consider Justin Timberlake or OK GO as music. I remember back in, oh 1997? when they played music videos. And they interviewed bands that had talent. Bands that actually have real FANS. Not this talentless shitty bands that's on there now.

"omg lol did u watch date mi m0m last nite? lmao\!1 it waz hilarius" No. Reality shows on a what's supposed to be a music channel. "i just saw da new sno0p dawg videdo\!\!\!\!\! WATCH iT DUH\!\!" Rap isn't considered music. BAN MTV.

223. (mtv) (13↑, 4↓)
The reason why most indie and alternative bands are dead. And why punk music is becoming pop.

Greenday: OMG\! we are so punk, lets go to trl on mtv\!\!

224. (mtv) (15↑, 6↓)
A music Channel that does not Have any good music at all and they need to get ride of it\! they play music that is "Crap"\!

MTV stands for Music Television and Blink 182 is not punk its white guys raping\!

225. (MTV) (8↑, 0↓)
A network that takes pride in exploiting people with low IQ and self-esteem.

MTV Announcer: Tune in next week for the premiere of Suck My Dad. A show where girls suck off contestants dad for a shot at a DATE with their sons.

226. (MTV) (8↑, 0↓)
A soul-sucking cultural plague that is successfully destroying America's intellect from the inside out. Encourages the great virtues of superficiality, materialism and mindless, vapid entertainment. It also has little, if anything, to do with music anymore.

MTV makes me want to smoke crack \mtv\mtvBeck

Author: fads_for_whatever http://mtv.urbanup.com/3293546
227. (MTV) (10↑, 2↓)
A tv station made to destroy good music and turn pieces of art (music) into [mainstream]bullshit for lidsay lohan wannabe's to dance to.

poser: "OMG DID YOU HEAR THAT SONG ON MTV? I LOVE THAT BAND EVEN THOUGH I ONLY KNOW THE CHORUS TO ONE SONG\! OMG \<3333" normal person: "stfu i hate you go die."

Author: ngshfdgukghdksug http://mtv.urbanup.com/2832841
228. (MTV) (10↑, 2↓)
What ruined music. MTV killed jazz, murdered rock, raped hip hop, and brought emo from the underground to the mainstream (the equivalent of unleashing the black plague). Tells you to stick it to the man while MTV is a corporate organization, (i.e. "the man" in its truest form).

The only good thing that came from MTV was Jackass

229. (MTV) (10↑, 2↓)
Mentally Traumatized Victims...thats what it stands for... dictators who are low-lifes and only pay attention to celebrities who are mess-ups and don't recognize good work

"Omg\! MTV inspired me to be a slut and go around kissing

230. (mtv) (11↑, 3↓)
a television network that claims to play music and once upon a time did, but now they just have shows to make people feel insucure and worthless unless they are perfect and popular. they aren't even about music (as their name claims to be) any more. people think that it is aimed for people in their teens, but now their are little 10 year olds watching and being brain washed into thinking that is how they should act to be "popular". basically it evil and corruptive, and don't watch\!

10 year old girl: "i was watching MTV last night and they got all drunk and crazy on The Real World, so i decided to try by drinking way too much alcohol and getting into fights" god: "so that is how you died"

231. (MTV) (9↑, 2↓)
The sole network responsible for destroying music. Said network has brainwashed the masses to not appreciate the finer works of music in this world. Such as death metal (which isn't just people banging on instruments, listen to some fucking Necophagist) and the likes. This said network also makes people think that SLIPKNOT isfucking death metal. And in reality, this isfar from the truth.

MTV has destroyed musical genres and had bred an army of idiotic 'gangstas'.

Author: DeathToCocksmokers http://mtv.urbanup.com/3286285
232. (MTV) (7↑, 0↓)
The death of all music. In the 80's and early 90's it actually played MUSIC. Now it mainly plays reality shows. It has now become a show where conformists go to see how they should live their lives.

Conformist:Hey let's watch MTV to see what noncool thing is cool now. Nonconfomist:Im gonna have to go with no.

Author: youdontknowwhothisis http://mtv.urbanup.com/3285885
233. (MTV) (9↑, 2↓)
MTV = music television. A tv station which prides itself around being about music. when in fact as time went on less music was being played and bad actors in "reality" shows become more popular to show. its big corperations like this which are taking over the youth in america through television.

mike: hey lets watch mtv, not for the music but to watch NEXT and PARENTAL CONTROL stevie:WOOOOOO sounds MAD fun i cant wait omgomgomgomgomgomg i love mtv mike:call everyone over were going to have a massive circle jerk

Author: mikes mother http://mtv.urbanup.com/3248360
234. (MTV) (10↑, 3↓)
THE GAYEST SHOW ON EARTH\! THEY BRAIN WASH LITTLE KIDS INTO THINKING THAT "ITS ALL ABOUT THE MONEY AND THE WAY YOU LOOK"

[MTV]- "Its all about the money and the way you look" "look at my crib its better than yours"

Author: ***emo__queen*** http://mtv.urbanup.com/3225234
235. (MTV) (9↑, 2↓)
The sole reason behind the downfall of rock 'n' roll and any good music since its inception. America and the rest of the world still have yet to recover from the damage done by MTV, and probably never will. Put simply, the antichrist of music.

MTV: avoid at all costs.

236. (MTV) (12↑, 5↓)
Megacorporate Television. They don't have any actual artists, only talentless whores like Britney Spears and My Chemical Romance.

MTV sucks really bad.

Author: your Lord and Savior http://mtv.urbanup.com/2567943
237. (MTV) (7↑, 0↓)
A channel that tries really hard to be relevant but just comes of as innane

MTV's IQ is only 1 digit.

Author: MTVisAnnoying http://mtv.urbanup.com/2301449
238. (mtv) (15↑, 8↓)
A [television] channel that used to be good, until evil cooperators took over and thought that everything should run THIER way, in the world of Next, and Made, and whatever crap they have on now. If you live by the rules of mtv, you must Be gay/[fruity] Preppy and hate your parents, blonde and have big boobs Emo ''everyone hates me'' mtv is very pathetic indeed

I knew Shayla was watching too much mtv when she dyed her hair blonde and asked her mother for a boob job

Author: Kristin and Kristen Company http://mtv.urbanup.com/2078125
239. (MTV) (8↑, 2↓)
A shortened name for the channel, Music Television. Despite it's name, it does not play any music most of the time. On the off chance that it does play music, the music that it plays is completely overrated and brainwashes little pre teen white kids to think that they are ghetto.

music such as Soulja Boy, Kanye West, and Lil Wayne are shown on MTV. All suck major tate.

Author: WONDERFUL\! SIMPLY WONDERFUL\! http://mtv.urbanup.com/3595691
240. (MTV) (8↑, 2↓)
1. 24/7 showing of fucktard reality shows, depicting pretty white teenagers with problems, having only one 30 minute interval of actual music. 2. Satan

Person 1: Wow, the cable's out and the only channel that will work is...MTV. Person 2: God damnit.

241. (MTV) (11↑, 5↓)
The [lava lamp] of the [1980's]

"MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980's." -Doug Ferrari

242. (Mtv) (8↑, 2↓)
Short for munipulation teenage vermin a brainwashing mechanism aimed towards Americas youth playing scripted reality shows and drugged up celebrity role models

What are the odds of a music station (such as MTV) playing a total of 2 hours or music a day?

Author: David Gonzales http://mtv.urbanup.com/2383691
243. (mtv) (9↑, 3↓)
A TV channel that used to show nothing but music videos. Now devoted to "reality" TV shows. Maynard James Keenan actually convinced them that he physically found Jesus.

Guy \#1: Dude, did you see the Real World on MTV last night? Brian totally banged every chick there\! Guy \#2: Yea, cuz that actually happens in real life...

Author: DivineInterloper http://mtv.urbanup.com/2318660
244. (mtv) (11↑, 5↓)
gay, stupid, asswipes who ruin music for the world and fuck bands over and also piss me off\!\! i hate fucking mainstream everthing\!

KID1: hey did you guys hear panic at the disco on mtv the other day? KID2: yeah, we should totally get into them and pretend to know everything about them. oh and we should also go to their concert\! KID1: sounds awsome. ********** mean while ********* ORIGINAL PANIC FAN1: man, we just missed out on tix. they were all gone when i got their. ORIGINAL PANIC FAN2: damn, they're like our favorite band ever. ever scince they became mainstream like fall out boy, they screwed their real fans over\!

Author: rhys-indie4life http://mtv.urbanup.com/2018644
245. (MTV) (7↑, 2↓)
A televison channel dedicated to brainwashing America's youth. It is supposed to be about music, yet they play reality shows like the Real World (which has nothing to do with the actual real world) and only show music videos at 5:30 in the morning. Any sensible human would not wake up that early to watch some retarded rapper talk about his "bling bling" and such. If you want to become an extramely dense retard and think that beauty is the only thing that matters, keep watching MTV. If not, block that channel.

Hey, I saw that girl doing the nasty in the shower with some random guy on MTV last night\!

Author: Chumley the Psycho Kitty http://mtv.urbanup.com/2557573
246. (MTV) (4↑, 0↓)
the reason why so many children are failing their SAT's and getting retained 4 years after they were supposed to graduate. also the reason why the future looks bleak for america, and quite possibly the world :/

MTV is the devil, and all the kiddies are eating from its palm.

Author: tig ol' biggins http://mtv.urbanup.com/4361138
247. (MTV) (4↑, 0↓)
The evil organization that has ruined rock music. Its filled with posers & retards who belive they have talent but actually have no clue what they are doing\!\!

Bob: Hey did you watch MTV last night? Me: Nah i was watching [Scuzz] 'cos im not a sad [twat blanket]

Author: BIG D \@ WUZZA http://mtv.urbanup.com/4351427
248. (MTV) (4↑, 0↓)
Mainstream TV is more like it. Ain't no fuckin music tv that's for sure. Same with MTV2 and VH1, if they do play music there's no variety, just hip hop, pop punk, and corporate rap. Fuck that trend music shit.

Musicians don't watch MTV

249. (mtv) (6↑, 2↓)
is/was a Music Network that considers songs&Artists "New" once they become mainstream. Music is then "Killed" or overplayed by either or Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, American Eagle. More Lost than Gained in this Music industry.

[2005]- *Hey there delilah* was released as Plain White T's third single [2007]- In August Mtv Would now Own Plain White T's for this "new" song. RIP Fall out boy, Metro station, PLain White T's, Boys like Girls... to name a few.

Author: Kris10heyfeeeee http://mtv.urbanup.com/3322272
250. (MTV) (9↑, 5↓)
MTV: A show that cavemen watch. Historians think it has most probably appeared in the ice age, near the 1980's.

MTV is for cavemen. Most of the population on this earth are cavemen because a lot watch MTV.

251. (MTV) (3↑, 0↓)
originally, it was a cable channel with cool music and music guru's called "veejays." NOW, it is a teen demographic channel by reinforcing typical teen steriotypes (I.E. emo, gansta, so on.) If i had to bet on it, i'd say MTV has contributed directly to the teen pregancy rate. It features shows as "teen mom" (SEIRIOUSLY? YOURE GONNA MAKE A SHOW ABOUT PREGNANT TEENS?\!?\!) all commercails are either from Cell ringtones featuring old songs or "designer clothing" outlets, how often does this channel play MUSIC? once a week. saturday mornings. NOT teen prime time. it makes me sad about the state of today's teenagers.

VH1 is much better then MTV, it has music 24/7. the only worse channel is TLC, which is a 24-hour network of " say yes to the dress"

252. (MTV) (3↑, 0↓)
A sad excuse for a music channel. Full of twisted pop culture and reality shows. Targets an audience of (18-25) and teaches people to be dysfunctional and live like a shallow asshole. Shit Television.

"Yo dude, it's a good thing everyone is boycotting "Jersey Shore," on MTV." "Yeah, MTV is full of retarded producers who will do anything to make money off of controversy to get ratings."

Author: OneThreeFive http://mtv.urbanup.com/4485554
253. (MTV) (5↑, 2↓)
A media group comprized of people that read Alternative Press(Greatest magazine ever) to steal good(to great), original styles and bands and demoralize it to the idiotic mass that watches it. Aka, the television station that tried and is still to this day trying to demonize [emo] to a steriotype of middleclass white kids wearing all black and listen to AFI and cry and cut wrists. Also known for making the godawful Avril LaPoser famous.

Aside from See You Sunday, [Beavis and Butthead], Jackass, [Rob & Big] and publishing [The Perks of Being A Wallflower] and a few other good things, MTV has made the entire US populations IQ at least 40 points lower. and shutter shades used to be cool, but now that d-bag Kanye West wears them

Author: MakeSomeWhat http://mtv.urbanup.com/3808290
254. (MTV) (15↑, 12↓)
a cable music channel that has been bought by the religious right. haven't you been paying attention?

Now kids actually have to go to black clubs for black music since they can't see it all on MTV.

255. (MTV) (4↑, 2↓)
A channel which said that you'll only have a good sex life if you play guitar or drums. I'm not kidding.

Where is the music on MTV?

256. (MTV) (25↑, 23↓)
a gay TV station that acts all "punk rock" with "my chemical gas farts" and "gay charlotte" everywhere. also has bam margera in it, the biggest fucking idiot ever to have walked into the world of skateboarding. just cuz hes a good skater dosent mean he's the best. better skaters are rodney mullen, terry kennedy, daewon song, and chris haslam. plus hes like the only one who cried in jackass 2 just because he saw a cobra slithering by him. anyways, MTV pokes major ass because its what gives the stupid government its MONEY. because all america cares about is MONEY, CASH, MOOLAH, and most importantly, POWER. all thanks to MTV, its got pop punk kids all over the place at hot topic humping green day CDs. real punk is near death only because stupid USA put in MTV to brainwash faggots and it seemed most of real punk had to give up because so many people had to keep squeezing balls on dumbass MTV supporting stupid fake warped tour. luckily, punk is still alive in the underground where MTV can stop abusing it until punk rises again. MTV will rot in hell for slapping so much ass. its all MTV's fault why so many people are depressed nowadays and turning emo. man i sure cant wait til all these ball swallowing trends die out.

MTV people: ass pokes.ass spankers. wankers. america lovers. homos. gaynuts. ass mouthers. dick skins. scrotum faces. pube heads. ball pinchers. men teabaggers. chippin dales fans. butt giggles. sell outs. man whores. boner biters. spongebob headers. bear blowers. fart breathers. billie-joe toys.

257. (MTV) (12↑, 10↓)
Music TeleVision. It is a chanel that unfairly catches criticism from both [bible belt] conservatives, who say it is imoral, and from obnoxious teenage "[communists]" who wear Che Guevera tee shirts but can't distinguish between [Vladimir Lennin] and [John Lennon]. The second group says it is capitalist, [prep]y, and materialistic. MTV has problems, not for it's image, but for it's musical tastes which have realy gone downhill. With the possible exceptions of [Outkast], [Eminem], [Kanye West], and [Green Day], not a single act currently on MTV is going to be remembered ten years from now. It's full of [strip hop] and [emo]. But in all fairness, MTV has had it's good moments. It gave Guns n' Roses their first big Break. It called extremely heavy attention to Nirvana (admittedly a mixed blessing), and got [the Prodigy] attention. Besides, I know it's strange to imagine a time when [Jacko] was big, but heard of [thriller]? That was all MTV.

MTV's gone downhill, but they sure used to rock.

Author: king of canada http://mtv.urbanup.com/1904465
258. (MTV) (2↑, 1↓)
Mindless Teenage Visuals

32 year old: "oh, you're watching Mtv? what kind of music videos are they playing now?" 12 year old: "i'm watching Jersey Shore. How'd you get music videos from Mtv?" 32 year old: "....there's something wrong here..."

259. (MTV) (0↑, 0↓)
A channel that used to be cool because it played music for all tastes (metal, pop, rock, rap, electronic, etc.) as well as music related shows (Making the video, Behind the music, TRL, etc.). Now is restricted to pop and hip hop and no particularly talented artists. Since the late 2000s, music represents around 5% of its content and the other 95% consists of shows regarding knocked up teenagers and the very worst of the U.S. society (a.k.a. Jersey Shore) who get paid thousands of dollars just for getting drunk and behaving like idiots.

MTV programming nowadays: Jersey Shore, 16 and pregnant, Teen Mom, etc.

260. (MTV) (0↑, 0↓)
When used as a verb, is meant to say that the subject or person has changed in every sense but its name. It has lost all of its previously endearing characteristics and alienated people who remember its original cause. It causes confusion when the name builds an expectation that is betrayed quickly.

I can't believe Taco Bell MTVd on us and started serving only quesadillas. (this did not actually happen)

Author: someguywhomadeadefinition http://mtv.urbanup.com/5963303
261. (MTV) (0↑, 0↓)
A reason of teen preggo-ness

When me and my new gf were driving back to LA from San Fransisco, I said I hated MTV, she said she loved it. Yup, that bitch walked home.

262. (Mtv) (0↑, 0↓)
music telivision. back in the day,(80s)would air some pretty kickass music. has headbangers ball.HAD beavis and butthead. turned from music videos to a chanel promoting orange people, getting pregnant to get famous, and other corporate bullshit.

" theyre used to be a way to STICK it to the man. it was called rock and roll. but wait.oh no. THE MAN ruined that too,with a little thing called MTV\!\!\!" -Jack Black

Author: that CRIS kid http://mtv.urbanup.com/5852304
263. (MTV) (0↑, 2↓)
A TV network that rewards spoiled brat teens with their own shows.

MTV went from My sweet sixteen to 16 and pregnant.

264. (mtv) (4↑, 6↓)
A channel who makes my favorite non-mainstream bands, well, effin' mainstream...

Thanks to MTV now the whole world knows about Paramore...

265. (mtv) (20↑, 22↓)
who Jello Biafra takes it up the ass from

Mtv get off that QUEER\!

Author: I fart on them http://mtv.urbanup.com/795250
266. (MTV) (0↑, 7↓)
Some boring ass channel that overplays shows like Teen Mom, Jersey Shore, yada yada yada that has a bunch of bitchy and whiny teenagers on there. It used to be good when they shown music videos and it wasn't bad when they shown shows such as High School Stories and Made, etc. If you want the true MTV, go watch Vevo on youtube.

MTV is not the way it used to be

267. (mtv) (17↑, 24↓)
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE??? Okay, so MTV basically takes every band that we love, and ruins them. If we discovered this awesome band, then MTV will take that band and make sure that all of the wrong people love it, and they can completely ruin it for you. Bands like Panic\! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, All American Rejects, and The Killers have been ruined by MTV. Don't get me wrong, I still watch MTV all the time, but what were you thinking??

Girl\#1: So I was searching on Myspace and I found this awesome band called The Killers. Girl\#2: Yeah, that's pretty awesome MTV: So Here's a new band that is a pop style that is spreading the nation featuring the new single, "Mr, Brightside" Preppy Girl: OMG I LOVE THE KILLERS Girls \#1+2: EW....WHAT HAS MTV DONE??

Author: Miriam\<333 http://mtv.urbanup.com/1995124
268. (MTV) (3↑, 15↓)
The death of Top Of The Pops. LMAO.

Retard: "Ooh. TOTP is on\!" Other Guy: "Fuck that, you have MTV dude\! & all of those classy spin off channels like The Box, The Hits & TMF\!"

269. (MTV) (27↑, 52↓)
A stupid cable channel that preteens watch because they think it makes them cool.

Preteen 1: I was just watching MTV today\! Preteen 2: Oh my gosh, your like so kool\! Preteen 1: I know\!

Author: MusicianChick http://mtv.urbanup.com/1696488
270. (MTV) (18↑, 54↓)
everything sux exept for cribs and clone high

carson sucks fat ones

271. (MTV) (11↑, 50↓)
1. An acronym used by many cynics as a way to express their hatred toward the corporate culture that they will never have the will power to escape. MTV is evidently not a major source of musical deterioration, as other sources (i.e. the internet, radio) has enlightened these cynics on what "true" music is, which fluxuates, as "true" music to one may be garbage to others, a rule that some have yet to realize is true. If one turns on MTV today, the music videos are only one minute long; the majority of MTV has turned into reality and dating television programs that are laced with small segments of music as use of an accent that you will find anywhere on any network. MTV is not facist; they do not control anyone, especially anyone that is placing a meaning on this website. If somebody enjoys the programs on MTV, it does not make them shallow, and it certainly does not make them a "societal tool used for profit". 2. MTV is Music Television. Started in the eighties, its programs have gradually grown farther from its original idea, thus causing much animosity from viewers who are looking for actual Music on their Televisions.

Girl: "Tee-hee\! I heart MTV\!" Man \#1: "Ugh. You're just another cookie cutter fecal excretion of what the major industries call the american dream..." Man \#2: "Who isn't nowadays, doughboy."

272. (MTV) (17↑, 68↓)
A channel with a lot of music- and teen-oriented shows.

MTV is a TV channel

273. (MTV) (38↑, 94↓)
The greatest channel to ever grace basic cable/satallite programming ever. This term is mistakenly associated with brainwashing. Fiddy cent for life\!

MTV tells me how to live and without MTV my life is next to worthless. Thank God for MTV, how else would I have become popular by wearing pink shirts and acting like a complete faggot.

Author: Ze Kapitan Muslim http://mtv.urbanup.com/993216
274. (mtv) (10↑, 76↓)
a corporation that literally started music television, that people will always seem to bitch about and then go off to watch. does hav stupid presenters etc tho. watch mtv 2

person: i hate mtv so much cos all my friends do. person 2: yeh i only watch mtv cos i hate it so much.

275. (MTV) (18↑, 108↓)
The only problem with mtv is that they dont play music as much as they used to and when they do its only so much of it. when i read about every one else complaining about how it sucks ass. well i have just one thing to say: If your so fuckin pissed off dont go crying or complaining about it try and actually to make a difference write to the network or something do a protest outside the Mtv studio. Dont just sit around bithching about how horrible it is.
276. (mtv) (15↑, 191↓)
one of my fav channels, that is being critized by 1)aging weenies who cant get over the fact that artists Run-DMC, Nirvana(r.i.p. Kurt), and GNR are no longer relvant, 2)teen losers who think they have such insight because they listen to ancient ass bands, 3)right-wing christians dont want want their kids to watch anything but Sesame Street 4)stupid frat boy meatheads, most of which probably watch mtv, all of which have a limited vocabulary beyond the words "gay", "fag", and "queer". If you assholes are so smart why dont you realize that just cause the channel is called MTV doesnt mean it has to be all about music? The name is just a name that reps youth culture. Music is meant to be heard you dipshits. If you want music so bad go to your local vintage shop and buy your damn Led Zepplin album. Who wants a channel all about music and nothing else? How lame. Like any channel, some of the shows are good: Real World(most of the seasons), Super Sweet 16(only season 1), Date My Mom, Room Raiders, one of my favs NEXT. Some are ok: My Own, Viva la Bam, Made. Some suck ass: Laguna Beach(preppy white bitches whining? no thanx), TRL(ive always hated), My Own(I changed my mind that show sucks). MTV is 4 teens, not for sad ppl trying to hang on to their teens who think their era was best. Note the word WAS. Your era of MTV is over. Deal with it. p.s. to the dumbass who mentioned degrassi, thats a whole nother network idiot. And mtv should bring back Undressed\! That show kicked ass.

idiot 1: mtv doesnt play the old Van Halen videos, what happened to GNR, why'd they cancel Beavis and Butthead? Me:if u want music go buy a cd, or maybe even an ipod, who the hell cares about Van Halen and GNR,shows gotta end sometime, thats just how tv works. go buy it on dvd if ur that bummed. do u even know what an ipod and dvd is? Welcome to 2006 grandpa. Idiot 2: all the kids at my school are such losers\! They all watch mtv and dont listen to bands like Black Sabbath and Pink Floyd that came out over 30 yrs ago\! What sheep. Me: maybe the reason your an outcast is because your such a know-it-all little prick. And I know you got that Ramones t-shirt from Hot Topic, poser. Idiot 3: mtv is a liberal wasteland corrupting our youth with their immoral values,cursing, sex, and scandalous fashion trends. Me: dude...u are so repressed. Get fucked. And Fast. Idiot 4: mtv is gay, emo queers, they show fags kissing, no headbanger music, fag, queer, gay, fag, queer, gay.... Me: u are a dumbass. I would never date a pig like u. *walks away in disgust*

277. (mtv) (13↑, 190↓)
a decent channel that plays mostly reality shows like real world and such. for those of you who think its made to brainwash kids then watch another channel. your too closed minded just cuz you think all they play on mtv is rap. they have all kinds of shit on the channel and its better than vh-1 where they have a bunch of washed up celebrities on a show talking about their childhood, and complain about the lives of celebrities still making million. people complaining about what they show on mtv, i would call you close-minded, but most of you are brainless anyway since you cant change the channel.

music television, yea maybe at 6 in the morning. lots of good shows though

278. (MTV) (17↑, 212↓)
this channel that totally kicks ass and i dont care what anyone else says cuz its the hottest peice of shit out there, like o.m.f.g its so gangsterr and gay pride. totally hardcore g-g-g-g unit stuffs dudes and dudettes\! anyone who doesnt think that this station is tha best is dumb and has no sense of class. forget you emo kids who think that MTV isnt da shitz yo. go get a life and some friends you losers..

"omg mtv is the shits yo"

Author: playa del seville http://mtv.urbanup.com/1466747
279. (MTV) (18↑, 221↓)
Not really that, does have some decent shows...most of the kids who attack it are themselves victims of the trend it produces.

"Good Charlotte rocks, MTV ruined them, same with Linkin Park\!" -your average moron.

Author: mtv is cooler than you http://mtv.urbanup.com/166868
280. (mtv) (16↑, 276↓)
yeah, well sorry, but mtv is a good channel. welcome to 2005 bitches, tv isnt for music anymore, its for shows. want to see music videos? watch mtv2 or mtv between the hours of 2 am and 4 pm. thats plenty music right there. and the reality shows? amazing. real world, road rules, real world road rules challenge, real world road rules battle of the sexes 1 and 2, my super sweet sixteen, laguna beach, made, everything else that is right with the world. excuse me but how can a tv channel kill music? i believe that was the corruption of the music industry which essentially runs mtv. so take your whiny-ass problems to geffen and columbia and def jam and whatever. go watch some real world.

turn on mtv right now. you'll enjoy what you see.

281. (MTV) (12↑, 399↓)
This is one of the best music video channel out there (next to fuse). It would be better if there wasnt so much rap but that is beside the point. All of you people who think that this has ruined american music, get over it. this IS american music. and all you people who i am pretty sure just called me a fuckhole, YOU my friend, are the true fuck hole. as for all the reality shows, have you ever watched viva la bam or punkd or jackass?? obviously not fuckhole\!

Hey, I could spend hours watching MTV and fuse, thinking about all of those fuckholes who dont like it.

282. (MTV) (22↑, 443↓)
A tv chanel that everybody loves to hate for "being corporate." It should be noted that those people are in shitty ass bands that would sell their souls to get on MTV and get a recording contract from a label that people actually care about. Features some of the worlds hottest chicks if you exclude that skanky washup britney spears and christina aguilewhateverthefuck. Imortalized by the line "I Want My MTV."

Nerd- I hate mtv, die die die. Me- Dumbass, you just are bitter because a)your shitty band sucks so hard recording execs are afraid to touch it and b)the gorgeous girls on it remind you how sad your fat pimply pale "girl"friend is and coz 50 cent reminds u that u are asexually shaped? And if you don't like pop or blink182-i don't either-change the chanel or turn off the tv. geez, what a fuckwad.

Author: Jonzo the Weasel http://mtv.urbanup.com/1598436
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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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